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Sarcasm Demotivational Poster


SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP!!!! -


TAGS: sarcasm another service i offer
Rating: 4.98/5

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ICEMAN - September 30, 2011, 2:59 am
Is electric shock acceptable?
mariand - September 28, 2011, 9:22 am
cool...let's break the law...lol
Greeny - September 28, 2011, 6:54 am
LOL This is great!


SARCASM - Timing is everything.


TAGS: sarcasm
Rating: 1.8/5
Anonymous2 - April 20, 2009, 4:59 pm
That is a sarcasm gun, the things it says will blow your mind.


WATERBOARDING? - You're right. It's too harsh an interrogation tactic.


TAGS: sarcasm
Rating: 3.24/5

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Shamrock - October 2, 2009, 12:25 pm
What the flying f*** does 9-11 have to do with the Titanic!? I seriously have to stop reading comments...
HubbaBubba - September 10, 2009, 7:18 am
So you think that torture is ok? Yeah, I guess. If you wanna stoop to that level.....
LOLOLOL - September 6, 2009, 2:14 pm
Sry i meant 1941
LOLOLOL - September 6, 2009, 2:13 pm
Srsly WTFO you just break everyones balls all the time ****... O and btw, did u guys notice no one said the titanic would sink, it sunk, no one said america would be attacked, it was attacked (1945) and same for 2001, It's a Titanic effect!!! o.0 crazy!!!
WTFO - August 31, 2009, 12:32 am
Exactly.
Sean - August 31, 2009, 12:11 am
By "chased" you of course me pursued until such time as you could be "hopelessly" cornered in a setting that promised some seclusion, eh? We dig. *wink wink*
WTFO - August 30, 2009, 11:42 pm
I just wanted to be chased around by h** chicks with entertaining music playing in the background.
Sean - August 30, 2009, 11:39 pm
Let me guess, you wanted to go "lookin' for the sheepin' in the rainin'" and instead you got soaking when and kinda lost in Piccadilly Square.
agdaniele - August 30, 2009, 11:23 pm
I grew up watching Benny Hill. Poor preparation for visiting England. I was very disappointed.
agdaniele - August 30, 2009, 11:18 pm
Waterboard suspects?
Sean - August 30, 2009, 11:17 pm
"Truth Justice and the American Way". I grew up watching that show too (in black and white).
Sean - August 30, 2009, 11:16 pm
This may sound really dumb or hopelessly Jerry Seinfeld, but I don't think you's Americans would stray far from the good guy beam if you would stop and ask yourself: What would Superman do?
Sean - August 30, 2009, 11:13 pm
WTFO that is poster worthy. You gotta use it sometime. That is all.
WTFO - August 30, 2009, 11:09 pm
2 wrongs don't make a right, 3 lefts do.
Mr.Danger260 - August 30, 2009, 6:49 am
2 wrongs don't make a right,but 2 Wrights do make an airplane! ^_^
HubbaBubba - August 12, 2009, 6:29 am
But ofcourse you are right! And 2 wrongs make a right, we all know that!
Lunkan - June 24, 2009, 8:31 am
But the problem is that one simply cannot know whether this person knows something of value or if he is in fact one of the enemies! And also if you fight for democracy and human rights for everyone you should offer that to your enemies as well.
Sean - April 22, 2009, 2:59 pm
Amen, LogicDude. Killing can be done honorably. Though I personally prefer to try to scoop up the wee spider and gently place him on the ground outside, before I bid him a teary-eyed good bye. I bond with arachnids soo fast.
LogicDude - April 22, 2009, 2:21 pm
Waterboarding is mild compared to what should be done. You fight using the enemy's tactics though and you get painted with the same brush of dishonor. Not that you can't blow'em up if you catch'em looking at you sideways. Those sideways looks are deadly.
BoneCD - April 22, 2009, 7:34 am
5 Lions...cause he is right! And I'll never forget that day; were I was and what I was doing. It's burned in my memory banks right with JFK and MLK
HtD - April 22, 2009, 5:29 am
Fear mongering? You're right. It's too old hat.
agdaniele - April 22, 2009, 3:08 am
There are far worse agents of persuasion that we're not using enough. Gotta up the ante.
Sean - April 21, 2009, 9:41 pm
gave it a 5, just for kicks
Sean - April 21, 2009, 9:31 pm
... to beat the terrorists, you MUST become the terrorists ... It's the Chicago way.


SUBTLETY - Not one of God's strong points.


TAGS: religion satire sarcasm
Rating: 4.04/5

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Thedge - October 22, 2014, 8:48 pm
God has a sense of humor, or the moustache would not be right under the nose!
EmilioDumphque - September 11, 2012, 11:22 pm
You all realize that these signs amount to blasphemy, don't you? You definitely aren't supposed to put words in God's mouth. Ironic, isn't it?


SARCHASM -


TAGS: sarcasm
Rating: 4.55/5

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NickDahlmier - March 3, 2016, 9:24 pm
Shoulda got the T-shirt, when I went there!...
Bartimaeus - January 23, 2010, 9:22 pm
lol When I saw this, I thought is was a typo...turns out it was brilliant. 5L
GreyScorpion - January 23, 2010, 9:20 pm
very witty 5L


SARCHASM -


TAGS: sarcasm the most delicious of the humors
Rating: 4.48/5

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rerun - February 21, 2010, 7:39 pm

great poster
Motifake Wit Liberation F - February 21, 2010, 12:13 am
I will be stealing this definition for real life purposes.
Jmac0585 - February 17, 2010, 11:44 am
Amsomely original. 5L
CANADA - February 17, 2010, 11:30 am
P.S. great poster
CANADA - February 17, 2010, 11:30 am
When that happened here two years ago MB hydro came and picked my parents up by helicopter and took them to work. guess its kinda stupid to have a vital service in a town with only one road in


TRUE CONCERN -


TAGS: sarcasm apathy concern
Rating: 4.87/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 10, 2013, 11:43 pm
Been there, done that.
Reality Lord - August 4, 2011, 7:12 pm

lol'd


PAINTBALL - Cuz REAL War is DANGEROUS!


TAGS: paintball war guns sarcasm sport
Rating: 4.35/5

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steve1961 - May 18, 2012, 5:34 pm
Haven't seen any movies in the Paintball genre to be honest;)
spypengen - May 18, 2012, 9:37 am
have you ever seen the movie "Paintball"? 5L anyway


OUTDOOR ACTIVITIES -




GOLFER - Obviously, you're not one.


TAGS: the big lebowski golfer sarcasm
Rating: 2.08/5


THE OCCUPY MOVEMENT - Will never die.


TAGS: occupy funny protest sarcasm movement
Rating: 4.17/5

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dantheman - May 19, 2012, 7:14 pm
Oh I a**ure you, it's dead. Gone and good riddance. Dead as John Lennon. Dead as Kurt Cobain. To quote Beetlejuice, "Dead, Dead, Deadsky".


SUPPLY AND DEMAND -


TAGS: last redwood consumerism sarcasm humor
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - March 15, 2016, 4:38 am
an UP yours, Did you know all the plants in Tomorrowland are edible


SARCASM -


TAGS: sarcasm theme
Rating: 4.62/5

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Reality Lord - October 2, 2010, 7:44 pm

and another 5L for the admiral...no trap.
crankyhead - October 2, 2010, 7:11 pm
^ 5's go there ^
eldiabloloco - October 2, 2010, 4:58 pm
very nice five of five
Cubbybear - October 2, 2010, 4:14 pm
good job
agdaniele - October 2, 2010, 4:05 pm
Wowwww.... best motifake ever.


SARCASM - it not as easy to fake


TAGS: sarcasm wonka fake
Rating: 4.5/5

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steve1961 - October 2, 2012, 9:29 am
It's "far 'too' tired to"...now go get some sleep.
Venator - October 1, 2012, 7:57 pm
Ah, typical... Far to tired to write here tonight.
mariand - October 1, 2012, 7:45 pm
lol... you wrote "it" not "if"...but don't worry, it happens, and we get your point...;)
Venator - October 1, 2012, 6:05 pm
F***! I wrote if instead of is. Sorry. And it will stand there to my shame in eternity... :(


SARCASM - You missed it.


TAGS: sarcasm
Rating: 1.75/5

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Yeo - April 26, 2009, 2:50 am
I need one of those canoes! No, I need two of them!


Chuck Norris Meme -


TAGS: chuck norris meme roundhouse sarcasm
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 4, 2013, 11:20 am
No worries. I was trying to pull a "Sh@ft" theme song but with Chuck Norris' name. Doesn't have the same ring to it though.
maoworks2 - July 4, 2013, 7:10 am
Sorry Just Pulling Your Chain .
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 3, 2013, 11:41 pm
Norris.... You d** n right.
maoworks2 - July 3, 2013, 12:43 pm
Chuck Who ?


TACT... - ...is for those, too slow to effectively use sarcasm.




AQUAMAN - The one time his superpower wouldn't have been completely lame.




yup -


TAGS: sarcasm
Rating: 3.83/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 1, 2013, 12:21 pm
Priorities, my friend. Properties.


LIBERALS -




YOUR SHARE OF THE PIE... - According to Capitalism.


TAGS: sarcasm
Rating: 2.4/5

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fhusmc - February 28, 2011, 11:34 pm
You said it Sarge. Work and earn your pay. If pay still isn't granted after you actually earn it, then there's a problem.
TheSarge - December 19, 2009, 5:22 pm
If you don't work...that should be your share of the pie.
manicbranic - November 3, 2009, 2:54 pm
if there were no chinese option, americans would have had to accept a lower standard of living. Just the trade-off.
Haarakkon - October 20, 2009, 11:27 pm
Hmmm. I think the American Dream is to enrich the Chinese. Lower manufacturing costs let the producer/owner make more money. Which in turn goes to support the working class. In China. And an economic crisis in the US. Nice plan, like how that worked out?
BoneCD - October 20, 2009, 4:06 pm
knowitall...I bow my hat to you. Earn your dreams, nuff said!
MrRandom - October 20, 2009, 2:50 pm
Mmmmmmmmmmm. Pieeeeeeeeeeeeeee
knowitall - October 20, 2009, 2:49 pm
i take side jobs setting tile for custom homes, install or sand/refinish hardwood floors, even trim carpentry. i hope to one day own a home as nice as some i've helped build, and i want to earn it or inherit it, not have it stolen for me.
MO - October 20, 2009, 2:48 pm
Me? I aint got time for no pie! I'm still not done with FO3!! And me and NIK is heading to St. Thomas tomorrow!! I'm gone like a peach cobbler at Thanksgiving dinner in GA!!!
MO - October 20, 2009, 2:45 pm
I agree with everything on knowitalls first comment block. Everything else after was.....ummm? But I was thinking the same yesterday when reason lost all his. Go out and get it! Quit making excuses and go flippin get a piece of the pie bioootch!!!
knowitall - October 20, 2009, 2:42 pm
our Capitalist system is the greatest the world has ever seen, though dumbocrats and greedy republicans have forgotten about their debts since FDR. every American is given the access to be rich as fuk, some were even lucky enough to be born that way.
knowitall - October 20, 2009, 2:36 pm
.....nobody be rich since you are too lazy or unfortunate not to be rich yourself.
knowitall - October 20, 2009, 2:31 pm
reason, if you took the initiative to start your own "skilled labor" business and hire other skilled laborers to work for you, instead of crying about not being dealt a winning poker hand, mabye you can be rich someday too. i guess you'd rather ......
You Hongry??? - October 20, 2009, 2:15 am
Then bake another pie, dammit! What are you -- Helpless? d***...
Bartimaeus - October 19, 2009, 10:28 pm
rich bastard
ICEMAN - October 19, 2009, 10:16 pm
Class envy gets real old.
Bartimaeus - October 19, 2009, 9:28 pm
That's a good point. It seems like the people who are already established keep new blood from breaking ground...Yeah, but I don't see any other system that's any better. You take what you can get and play the hand you're dealt. *shrugs*
Reason - October 19, 2009, 9:22 pm
and they dont have to because they were essentially born into it. Not to mention they make decisions based upon what the profit they net is, not the people they step on.
Reason - October 19, 2009, 9:20 pm
I work and i dont make a millionth in a year of what some ceo gets in a month. I cant possibly make what he does, no matter how much i work, and yes, i do skilled labor. So, yes all i get is the crumbs. i wont ask for a handout but i hate that i work hard
Bartimaeus - October 19, 2009, 8:46 pm
Calm yourselves. WTFO might come back any minute...and then it's World War III all over again.
aerofiend - October 19, 2009, 8:44 pm
IF you are a lazy bastard who sits on their a** waiting for hand outs.


SOLITUDE -


TAGS: bat hanging out sarcasm
Rating: 4.59/5

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Zetmonk - May 9, 2012, 6:18 am
Nice perspective.


Hang in there -


TAGS: lions voting sarcasm parody crap
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - February 23, 2014, 8:17 pm
It would appear dawg dear, you're catching 'em and not sharing...tee hee, of course 5 more from me.


Pull over -


TAGS: police officer sarcasm never appreciated
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - March 6, 2014, 10:53 am
The real question here is who got to the parking spot first?


Customer Service -




Sarcasm -




NEWS FLASH -




ISM NEWS UPDATE -


TAGS: ism sarcasm shack rerun mooooo canada day
Rating: 4.62/5

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Greeny - July 2, 2013, 7:15 am
Lamb Chops? Shari is going to be pissed
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 1, 2013, 7:46 pm
I just ate 4 lamb chops, the cutest of the edible animal babies....Beers around the campfire in the back yard tonight. We'll have an excellent view of the fireworks without the traffic hassle. Happy Canada day Motifake!
spacedog - July 1, 2013, 1:58 pm
Happy Maple Day! I'll be out getting a sunburn and happily drunk today with many fellow Canadians. Cheers!
Ism - July 1, 2013, 1:05 pm
Moooooo embraces Vegan Lifestyle.... That Alone is worth 5L's... the Anonymous 1 Lion Critic must be Rupert Murdoch


ACCESSIBLY DESIGNED -


TAGS: your sarcasm make me roll on the ramp laughing
Rating: 4.25/5

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Sleeves - May 5, 2010, 11:26 pm
love it. 5L to you
agdaniele - May 5, 2010, 6:58 pm
IF you build it, they will... almost come.
forseti - May 5, 2010, 5:46 pm
ROFL... didn't realize that! thx!! ;)
Chef - May 5, 2010, 5:40 pm
The door even opens onto the ramp... Perfect!


$%#&*^@$%*_+ !!!!! - There is a great need for sarcasm font




ROADSIDE MEMORIALS - They gave their lives so we can... um..


TAGS: sarcasm
Rating: 3.86/5

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ProfessorMohawk - June 18, 2011, 3:06 pm
to clubby effigies up
AdmiralAckbar - January 13, 2011, 2:07 pm
do do... do do do do do do
5150monkeylove - January 13, 2011, 1:56 pm
Always look on the bright side of life.......
pointer - January 13, 2011, 1:06 pm
Quality! very very clever. 5 from me all day!
Talis Briedis - January 13, 2011, 8:17 am
They gave their live so we could see the dangerous curves in the road! We have hundres of these in Latvia!! And plenty of speed freaks to go with it...
bill - October 23, 2009, 7:15 pm
honoring the dead is an auto 5 lion
agdaniele - September 11, 2009, 9:37 pm
This shouldn't be rated so low... brilliant! 5 look-both-ways Lions!
Sean - September 11, 2009, 5:20 pm
This is hilarious. 5 crucified teddy bears from me.


ASSASSINATION SQUADS - OMG the CIA assassinates people??? What a twist!


TAGS: sarcasm cia killing
Rating: 1.8/5

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Ed-Hyde - July 14, 2009, 12:54 pm
Just remember to shout FREEZE, and then shoot. Then it's all legal! So what if they are a mile away?
Titus Pullo - July 14, 2009, 10:11 am
I'm sure they deserve it. d*** them for protecting the country!


Can't Lie -


TAGS: misspriss reveals her dirty little secret sarcasm honesty fake
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - August 31, 2016, 10:47 pm
But ya found it and that's all that matters and chocolate of course !!!
JesusWept - August 30, 2016, 5:22 pm
I can't believe i missed this one. Brilliant!! ^^^^^Up
MissPriss - March 5, 2016, 10:44 am
Aww Cannaman, guys like you make it too easy...teehee.
MissPriss - March 5, 2016, 10:43 am
Thanks 'cern!
Cannabal - March 5, 2016, 9:28 am
It's true: she couldn't fake it even if she tried.
concern3 - March 5, 2016, 3:12 am
love your words and an UP yours to you


HEARTBREAK -


TAGS: tears breakup laughter sarcasm humor
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - January 22, 2016, 3:52 pm
laughing so haarrrrd----tears!!!!!!!!!! LUV this IgV!! 5 ROTFL lions!
Silverheart - January 21, 2016, 7:18 pm

Thank you thank you thank you! That search brought up related artists. I'll definitely enjoy perusing some artwork this weekend.
lgvernon - January 21, 2016, 4:37 pm

These are all pinups created by an artist named Gil Elvgren. You can easily find them online.
Silverheart - January 21, 2016, 4:28 pm

Seriously, where do you keep getting these great pics? I need to know!


ASK A STUPID QUESTION -


TAGS: sarcasm means go away
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - January 13, 2017, 1:42 pm

This is a lerfect example of the clutter in my head. I already made this poster, even used the same gralhic. I found it last night, going back through my archives. Oh well, this one is better.
concern3 - January 10, 2017, 5:24 am
Funny, UP yours


All The Right Moves -


TAGS: dating love relationship sarcasm breakup
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - November 3, 2015, 12:32 am
Grab a whip and make him a sub..... the credit for this joke goes to a felloe motifaker. It may have been Cern, I don't remember for sure...


Canadians -


TAGS: canadians politeness sarcasm difference stickers
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - April 27, 2015, 2:42 pm
I'm Canadian 'cern...I'll take both and just want to say sorry for taking the bonus of the 5's.
concern3 - April 23, 2015, 7:59 am
I'm not sure if I should say "thank you or F&%k you" but it a 5er
MissPriss - April 23, 2015, 12:58 am
Phf***ing rights we do eh! Oops sorry, Canadian spelling...the ph is silent. Once again thanks dizz!
mizzdizz - April 22, 2015, 10:09 pm
LOL! Its been my personal experience that underneath all that sweetness, they know exactly what they're saying! 5 laughing lions!


Crayons & Sock Puppets -




I'm allergic to stupidity -




Achievement -




creativity -


TAGS: creativity sarcasm on off poster
Rating: 4.6/5

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Reality Lord - January 16, 2016, 6:59 pm

who the farg approved this crap? lol


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