deadraisin - Motifake.com user http://www.motifake.com/atom.php motifake.com http://www.motifake.com/ admin@motifake.com 2017-11-23T02:23:19-05:00 DREAMING - Rating: 3.4/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:107403 2010-06-22T16:04:50-04:00 2010-06-22T16:04:50-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=107403"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/dreaming-what-a-joke-my-dodge-neon-never-made-it-demotivational-poster-1277237077.jpg"></a><br>Every regular kid growing up in the 80s had the dream that one day we would<br>own an orange 1969 Charger and we would be able to jump it over the local river<br>whenever the need arose. SMOKING IN BED - Rating: 3.8/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:107398 2010-06-22T15:55:33-04:00 2010-06-22T15:55:33-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=107398"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/smoking-in-bed-like-bad-breath-duhhh-demotivational-poster-1277236524.jpg"></a><br>Other than long term cancer smoking in bed can have other more immediate<br>consequences. CHICKS - Rating: 2.7/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:107357 2010-06-22T12:18:30-04:00 2010-06-22T12:18:30-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=107357"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/chicks-edible-little-chicks-for-a-snack-demotivational-poster-1277223504.jpg"></a><br>The reason I always come back to Motifake. MONKEY SUIT - Rating: 2.6/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:107355 2010-06-22T12:09:17-04:00 2010-06-22T12:09:17-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=107355"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/monkey-suit-what-breed-of-ape-man-are-you-sir-demotivational-poster-1277222948.jpg"></a><br>His glowing white head is an example of what superior Genetics will breed you. GARY BUSEY - Rating: 2.3/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:107352 2010-06-22T12:04:58-04:00 2010-06-22T12:04:58-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=107352"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/gary-busey-you-don-t-know-verbal-abuse-until-you-know-it-the-demotivational-poster-1277222690.jpg"></a><br>The Chuck Norris of... Cmon there is only one Gary Busey. SUPER HERO INITIATION TEAM - Rating: 3/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:107351 2010-06-22T11:54:07-04:00 2010-06-22T11:54:07-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=107351"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/super-hero-initiation-team-now-the-real-challenge-is-floatin-demotivational-poster-1277222031.jpg"></a><br>If you cant float down the waterfall you are off the team. THE LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL - Rating: 3.3/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:107341 2010-06-22T11:10:17-04:00 2010-06-22T11:10:17-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=107341"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/the-light-at-the-end-of-the-tunnel-maybe-eating-those-bats-w-demotivational-poster-1277219403.jpg"></a><br>Looks great after 3 days trapped underground.<br>Too bad you are weak from lack of food and you dont have any rope left. THE REAL MERMAN - Rating: 2.6/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:107336 2010-06-22T10:55:00-04:00 2010-06-22T10:55:00-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=107336"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/the-real-merman-im-sorry-did-you-say-ethel-merman-demotivational-poster-1277218490.jpg"></a><br>His Fossil remains for all to see<br>this special creature who sailed the seas. BULLYS - Rating: 2.9/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:107261 2010-06-21T16:02:15-04:00 2010-06-21T16:02:15-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=107261"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/bullys-looks-like-that-kids-getting-a-pit-stop-p-u-demotivational-poster-1277150526.jpg"></a><br>The real reason most of us Motifake.<br>We have to get all of that inner anger out of ourselves. RANDYS DONUTS - Rating: 2.5/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:107253 2010-06-21T15:37:24-04:00 2010-06-21T15:37:24-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=107253"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/randys-donuts-turns-out-the-place-has-lousy-donuts-demotivational-poster-1277149032.jpg"></a><br>That sign has been knocked down in every movie and videogame<br>that takes place in Hollywood. I never thought it was a real place. JESUS FALCOR - Rating: 2.4/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:107248 2010-06-21T15:23:57-04:00 2010-06-21T15:23:57-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=107248"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/jesus-falcor-falcor-the-creepy-dragon-that-keeps-showing-up-demotivational-poster-1277148227.jpg"></a><br>Together again for the first time.<br>Spreading the good word from both amazing books. FALCOR - Rating: 3/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:107246 2010-06-21T15:19:46-04:00 2010-06-21T15:19:46-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=107246"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/falcor-before-he-started-eating-bad-kids-demotivational-poster-1277147979.jpg"></a><br>Before the whole neverending adventure even got started. RUDE DOG - Rating: 2.9/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:107245 2010-06-21T15:17:20-04:00 2010-06-21T15:17:20-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=107245"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/rude-dog-now-ocean-pacific-was-where-it-was-at-op-demotivational-poster-1277147827.jpg"></a><br>As cool as the poor kids could get in the 80s. MY CHILDHOOD - Rating: 3.6/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:107232 2010-06-21T13:50:42-04:00 2010-06-21T13:50:42-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=107232"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/my-childhood-so-hot-thinking-of-an-octopus-and-a-squid-doing-demotivational-poster-1277142629.jpg"></a><br>Was spent pretending to be a monkey for my Dads Organ grinder gig.<br>How can he get angry when I start throwing my poop at him MOTIFAKING - Rating: 3.3/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:107216 2010-06-21T08:19:18-04:00 2010-06-21T08:19:18-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=107216"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/motifaking-because-you-cant-spank-it-all-day-long-demotivational-poster-1277122742.jpg"></a><br>Something to do between spank sessions. KICKBUTT - Rating: 2.5/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:107215 2010-06-21T08:17:26-04:00 2010-06-21T08:17:26-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=107215"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/kick-butt-nicotine-stains-my-hands-porn-stains-my-mind-demotivational-poster-1277122636.jpg"></a><br>If you are smoking cigarettes that are that big there is no kicking that habit. THE WORLD CUP - Rating: 3.3/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:107214 2010-06-21T08:15:19-04:00 2010-06-21T08:15:19-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=107214"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/the-world-cup-lets-just-say-he-has-a-swelled-head-demotivational-poster-1277122511.jpg"></a><br>Lets hope its the NutCup world for this sorry bastard. SOUND BLASTER - Rating: 3.4/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:107213 2010-06-21T08:13:20-04:00 2010-06-21T08:13:20-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=107213"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/sound-blaster-lazerbeak-was-the-coolest-cassette-transformer-demotivational-poster-1277122382.jpg"></a><br>The Autobots answer to Shockwave.<br>And the next thing for the neighborhood bully to steal from you. FAMILY PORTRAITS - Rating: 3.3/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:107210 2010-06-21T07:51:58-04:00 2010-06-21T07:51:58-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=107210"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/family-portraits-his-diaper-rash-was-legendary-demotivational-poster-1277121094.jpg"></a><br>With all of my little brothers bowel issues our Father prefered to leave<br>him on the toilet at all times. THE KARDASHIANS - Rating: 4.1/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:107030 2010-06-18T15:35:15-04:00 2010-06-18T15:35:15-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=107030"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/the-kardashians-but-that-scott-guy-sure-is-a-bum-demotivational-poster-1276889704.jpg"></a><br>First Reggie wins the Super Bowl then Lamar wins the NBA championship<br>Its obvious these women help motivate their men to be Champions. THE GREAT OUTDOORS - Rating: 3.3/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:107029 2010-06-18T15:29:45-04:00 2010-06-18T15:29:45-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=107029"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/the-great-outdoors-and-more-bugs-bites-to-go-with-that-demotivational-poster-1276889370.jpg"></a><br>Always best remembered in the past.<br>The reality is lots of bugs biting you. SHAVING - Rating: 2.9/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:107024 2010-06-18T14:33:24-04:00 2010-06-18T14:33:24-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=107024"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/shaving-a-nice-thing-a-woman-does-if-she-loves-you-demotivational-poster-1276885997.jpg"></a><br>The more you shave the more you need to shave. THROWING STARS - Rating: 2.8/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:107021 2010-06-18T14:20:34-04:00 2010-06-18T14:20:34-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=107021"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/throwing-stars-these-days-doing-that-will-get-you-arrested-demotivational-poster-1276885223.jpg"></a><br>Used to be there was nothing cooler than going to a martial arts store<br>and buying some of these things then throwing them into the neighbors garage. CHEESEBURGER IN PARADISE - Rating: 4.5/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:107011 2010-06-18T13:14:22-04:00 2010-06-18T13:14:22-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=107011"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/cheeseburger-in-paradise-you-are-thinking-how-do-i-get-me-so-demotivational-poster-1276881255.jpg"></a><br>I hate to say it if you are in paradise you aint thinking about burgers. COELACANTH - Rating: 3.9/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:107006 2010-06-18T13:05:30-04:00 2010-06-18T13:05:30-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=107006"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/coelacanth-where-do-you-think-all-of-those-megalodon-are-com-demotivational-poster-1276880583.jpg"></a><br>From the depths of the oceans this prehistoric fish rises as a living<br>dinosaur. Alive in modern times thanks to an underwater time travel device. SNAKE CLEANING - Rating: 3.6/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:106931 2010-06-17T15:00:03-04:00 2010-06-17T15:00:03-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=106931"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/snake-cleaning-that-child-makes-a-fine-snake-cleaner-and-an-demotivational-poster-1276801191.jpg"></a><br>Always best to use a hard bristle brush to wash of the old scales. TROLL DOLLS - Rating: 4.2/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:106930 2010-06-17T14:58:25-04:00 2010-06-17T14:58:25-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=106930"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/troll-dolls-i-prefer-wishniks-but-dam-did-a-fine-troll-job-i-demotivational-poster-1276801094.jpg"></a><br>A fine image to accompany that weird patch of hair growing on your arm. RURAL DRIVEBY - Rating: 3.8/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:106879 2010-06-17T07:33:20-04:00 2010-06-17T07:33:20-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=106879"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/rural-drive-by-and-pick-up-some-buster-bars-for-later-demotivational-poster-1276774389.jpg"></a><br>Outraged with DQ for dropping Cheese Curds from the menu<br>Keith and his trailer park boys decided to bring the hurt. COUNTRY FOLKS - Rating: 3.9/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:106873 2010-06-17T07:13:16-04:00 2010-06-17T07:13:16-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=106873"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/country-folks-and-my-uncle-and-my-nephew-etc-etc-demotivational-poster-1276773175.png"></a><br>Are actually quite a bit like Rock n Roll folks.<br>With the exception of the whole my Dad is my brother thing. AFTER I REACHED FOR THE BALLOON - Rating: 3.6/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:106870 2010-06-17T06:59:50-04:00 2010-06-17T06:59:50-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=106870"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/after-i-reached-for-the-balloon-pennywise-and-all-my-friends-demotivational-poster-1276772383.jpg"></a><br>I realized what he meant by We all float down here. PROFESSIONAL MOTIFAKERS - Rating: 3.8/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:106748 2010-06-16T13:15:13-04:00 2010-06-16T13:15:13-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=106748"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/professional-motifakers-i-mean-they-keep-making-us-laugh-why-demotivational-poster-1276708505.jpg"></a><br>We get paid by the hour to create high level fake motivational posters.<br>Unfortunatly none of them are good enough for the moderators. THAT CLOWN GUY - Rating: 2.7/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:106743 2010-06-16T12:57:35-04:00 2010-06-16T12:57:35-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=106743"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/that-clown-guy-just-ask-lucifer-demotivational-poster-1276707446.jpg"></a><br>I guess the Apple can only fall so far from the tree. THE TANNING MADNESS - Rating: 2.3/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:106602 2010-06-15T14:15:17-04:00 2010-06-15T14:15:17-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=106602"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/the-tanning-madness-tampon-demotivational-poster-1276624497.jpg"></a><br>Once it hits its on like a tampon. HOLY HOLY HOLY - Rating: 1.9/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:106580 2010-06-15T11:03:21-04:00 2010-06-15T11:03:21-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=106580"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/holy-holy-holy-the-logistics-of-the-whole-cross-thing-change-demotivational-poster-1276614191.jpg"></a><br>Merciful and Bitey Praise God as a doggy blessed trinity. THE PLASTIC LADY - Rating: 3.1/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:106477 2010-06-14T15:40:49-04:00 2010-06-14T15:40:49-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=106477"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/the-plastic-lady-do-you-believe-in-life-after-death-after-de-demotivational-poster-1276544437.jpg"></a><br>When Cher dies we wont need to embalm her or anything.<br>We will be able to prop her corpse up in a wax museum and use her as is. THE TRIAL SEPARATION - Rating: 3.4/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:106456 2010-06-14T12:50:47-04:00 2010-06-14T12:50:47-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=106456"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/the-trial-separation-i-think-she-did-it-doggy-style-demotivational-poster-1276534236.jpg"></a><br>The time Kim took away from their marriage bore unexpected fruits. DRONES - Rating: 3.1/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:106446 2010-06-14T12:09:51-04:00 2010-06-14T12:09:51-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=106446"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/drones-they-keep-flying-over-my-farm-why-is-that-demotivational-poster-1276531780.jpg"></a><br>The first step towards Cyberdynes creation of the Terminators. ROBOT INSURANCE - Rating: 3.4/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:106442 2010-06-14T11:58:22-04:00 2010-06-14T11:58:22-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=106442"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/robot-insurance-electrical-shocks-are-the-leading-killer-of-demotivational-poster-1276531090.jpg"></a><br>There is no protection for the elderly against Robot attacks.<br>Make sure your elderly loved ones are covered. SPIDERMAN - Rating: 3.4/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:106437 2010-06-14T11:48:34-04:00 2010-06-14T11:48:34-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=106437"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/spider-man-it-was-ok-until-they-laid-eggs-under-his-skin-demotivational-poster-1276530507.jpg"></a><br>The reality is never as great as the fictional story. THAT SCARY PLACE - Rating: 3.3/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:105906 2010-06-09T14:30:13-04:00 2010-06-09T14:30:13-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=105906"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/that-scary-place-everybody-poops-everybody-dies-everybody-po-demotivational-poster-1276108205.jpg"></a><br>Doesnt seem too scary when its your home.<br>Yeah thats right you are going to die. YOUR NEST EGG - Rating: 3.3/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:105905 2010-06-09T14:28:31-04:00 2010-06-09T14:28:31-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=105905"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/your-nest-egg-and-a-little-sad-demotivational-poster-1276108104.jpg"></a><br>Finally hatched unfortunatly it was stillborn.<br>Sorry pal you are broke. CENTIPEDE - Rating: 4/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:105899 2010-06-09T12:40:42-04:00 2010-06-09T12:40:42-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=105899"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/centipede-i-got-the-high-score-if-you-know-what-i-mean-demotivational-poster-1276101620.jpg"></a><br>The reality is not as sweet as the videogame was. CAT FOOD 1957 - Rating: 4.6/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:105897 2010-06-09T11:57:56-04:00 2010-06-09T11:57:56-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=105897"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/cat-food-1957-ahh-mom-not-mouse-again-demotivational-poster-1276099067.jpg"></a><br>Back before people really cared for their pets they were on their own<br>for finding their dinner. HAM SANDWICHES - Rating: 3.5/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:105749 2010-06-08T15:00:14-04:00 2010-06-08T15:00:14-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=105749"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/ham-sandwiches-my-kosher-goodness-this-is-delicious-demotivational-poster-1276023609.jpg"></a><br>I like them extra Hammy on the Sabbath. MURDER VICTIMS - Rating: 2.5/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:105748 2010-06-08T14:55:34-04:00 2010-06-08T14:55:34-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=105748"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/murder-victims-they-know-you-when-you-are-done-though-right-demotivational-poster-1276023327.jpg"></a><br>Usually know there killers. SOLITUDE - Rating: 4.2/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:105747 2010-06-08T14:54:20-04:00 2010-06-08T14:54:20-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=105747"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/solitude-it-only-stops-when-i-wear-tin-foil-upon-my-head-demotivational-poster-1276023250.jpg"></a><br>I have come to realize that there is no such thing as Solitude.<br>The laughing voice in my head follows me everywhere. MY LITTLE MYTHICAL PONY - Rating: 3.7/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:105746 2010-06-08T14:51:10-04:00 2010-06-08T14:51:10-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=105746"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/my-little-mythical-pony-and-what-is-reality-you-ask-yourself-demotivational-poster-1276023062.jpg"></a><br>Lets face it with inner city kids this is as close to reality as they get. KNIFE TIME - Rating: 2.9/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:105745 2010-06-08T14:46:59-04:00 2010-06-08T14:46:59-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=105745"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/knife-time-bad-boys-wutcha-gonna-do-demotivational-poster-1276022812.jpg"></a><br>When anger overwhelms caution.<br>Hopefully Cops is filming too. VIKINGS FANS - Rating: 3.4/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:105652 2010-06-07T15:25:19-04:00 2010-06-07T15:25:19-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=105652"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/vikings-fans-big-babies-big-exit-right-demotivational-poster-1275938713.jpg"></a><br>Are big babies. Or is it have big Babies DINNER MENU FOR CATS - Rating: 3.8/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:105650 2010-06-07T15:23:46-04:00 2010-06-07T15:23:46-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=105650"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/dinner-menu-for-cats-human-dinner-demotivational-poster-1275938622.jpg"></a><br>Unfortunately in regards to the large ones we are on the Menu. WHEN LIONS ATTACK - Rating: 3.7/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:105645 2010-06-07T15:03:23-04:00 2010-06-07T15:03:23-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=105645"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/when-lions-attack-because-dinner-is-served-long-pork-it-is-demotivational-poster-1275937397.jpg"></a><br>You better hope your affairs are all in order. THE 151 - Rating: 3.8/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:105637 2010-06-07T14:41:37-04:00 2010-06-07T14:41:37-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=105637"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/the-151-why-is-it-creamy-you-are-sucking-milk-from-a-guitar-demotivational-poster-1275936087.jpg"></a><br>When time is a factor and you need to be drunk NOW the 151. I SEE THE LIGHT - Rating: 4/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:105632 2010-06-07T13:49:43-04:00 2010-06-07T13:49:43-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=105632"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/i-see-the-light-is-it-wrong-is-it-right-to-stare-at-the-shad-demotivational-poster-1275932975.jpg"></a><br>The bridge was commissioned by the Vatican.<br>We can see what they had on their minds. EJECT BEFORE YOU CRASH INTO THE CROWD - Rating: 4.3/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:105305 2010-06-04T10:52:58-04:00 2010-06-04T10:52:58-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=105305"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/eject-before-you-crash-into-the-crowd-i-cant-see-this-ending-demotivational-poster-1275663171.jpg"></a><br>Oh and Goose watch out for the windshield. OPPORTUNITY - Rating: 3.8/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:105303 2010-06-04T10:50:10-04:00 2010-06-04T10:50:10-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=105303"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/opportunity-i-will-have-your-scalp-young-lad-demotivational-poster-1275663006.jpg"></a><br>You miss 100 of the shots you dont take. 2 MUSTANGS - Rating: 4.4/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:105297 2010-06-04T09:54:58-04:00 2010-06-04T09:54:58-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=105297"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/2-mustangs-and-one-angry-headache-make-it-stop-demotivational-poster-1275659694.jpg"></a><br>One Tool. BUDDHISM - Rating: 3.2/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:105136 2010-06-03T08:01:27-04:00 2010-06-03T08:01:27-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=105136"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/buddhism-consider-yourself-enlightened-demotivational-poster-1275566476.jpg"></a><br>Basically be nice or you will be an insect in your next life.<br>Oh and dont squish that mosquito it may be your bad uncle Jeff. MY LAST SUBMISSIONS - Rating: 3.5/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:105020 2010-06-02T06:59:03-04:00 2010-06-02T06:59:03-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=105020"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/my-last-submissions-sorry-ya-all-i-can-do-better-demotivational-poster-1275476339.jpg"></a><br>Crashed and Burned. FIRESTORM - Rating: 3.3/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:105018 2010-06-02T06:53:52-04:00 2010-06-02T06:53:52-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=105018"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/firestorm-hey-little-girl-is-your-daddy-home-did-he-go-and-l-demotivational-poster-1275476016.jpg"></a><br>Not just a comic book hero anymore. GUATEMALA CITY - Rating: 2.9/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:104924 2010-06-01T12:14:57-04:00 2010-06-01T12:14:57-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=104924"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/guatemala-city-well-literaly-a-pit-demotivational-poster-1275408891.jpg"></a><br>Is really the pits. THE MONKEY ON YOUR BACK - Rating: 2.9/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:104915 2010-06-01T10:39:53-04:00 2010-06-01T10:39:53-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=104915"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/the-monkey-on-your-back-they-hide-heroin-in-the-filter-demotivational-poster-1275403182.jpg"></a><br>Finally caught the smoking addiction too. NICOTINE - Rating: 2.5/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:104914 2010-06-01T10:38:21-04:00 2010-06-01T10:38:21-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=104914"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/nicotine-until-the-marlboro-man-comes-for-your-lungs-demotivational-poster-1275403097.jpg"></a><br>No such thing as too much of a good thing. COSTUMES - Rating: 2.3/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:104908 2010-06-01T08:48:41-04:00 2010-06-01T08:48:41-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=104908"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/costumes-i-got-a-feeling-that-tonight-is-gonna-be-a-good-goo-demotivational-poster-1275396511.jpg"></a><br>For the bed wetters the jet setters and the better chedders.<br>No two werewolves are exactly alike. SIGMUND FREUD - Rating: 3.8/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:104907 2010-06-01T08:45:42-04:00 2010-06-01T08:45:42-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=104907"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/sigmund-freud-sometimes-a-bj-just-feels-good-demotivational-poster-1275396338.jpg"></a><br>Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar... RIP GARY COLEMAN - Rating: 2.3/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:104536 2010-05-28T16:04:09-04:00 2010-05-28T16:04:09-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=104536"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/rip-gary-coleman-godd-luck-little-guy-with-the-big-guy-demotivational-poster-1275077038.jpg"></a><br>February 8th 1968 May 28th 2010. DEEP SEA FRIENDS - Rating: 2.4/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:104529 2010-05-28T14:54:48-04:00 2010-05-28T14:54:48-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=104529"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/deep-sea-friends-we-win-a-day-at-the-spa-yay-demotivational-poster-1275072879.jpg"></a><br>I never thought the Redwings would lose at home.<br>The new Winger was unstopable. ATTITUDE - Rating: 3.4/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:104511 2010-05-28T12:31:16-04:00 2010-05-28T12:31:16-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=104511"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/attitude-floaters-demotivational-poster-1275064261.jpg"></a><br>The Positive thinker sees the invisible feels the intangible<br>and achieves the impossible. SUCCESS - Rating: 4.1/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:104436 2010-05-27T16:09:19-04:00 2010-05-27T16:09:19-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=104436"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/success-the-secret-of-my-success-i-get-at-that-hole-and-work-demotivational-poster-1274990953.jpg"></a><br>Some people dream of success. While others wake up and work hard at it. SUCCESS - Rating: 2.1/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:104434 2010-05-27T16:06:31-04:00 2010-05-27T16:06:31-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=104434"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/success-you-know-what-i-dont-get-demotivational-poster-1274990783.jpg"></a><br>Success is a journey not a destination CREATIVITY - Rating: 3.8/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:104420 2010-05-27T14:26:25-04:00 2010-05-27T14:26:25-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=104420"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/creativity-i-am-strugglin-to-lose-weight-for-the-ages-demotivational-poster-1274984771.jpg"></a><br>A struggle for improvement IMPROVEMENT - Rating: 3.7/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:104419 2010-05-27T14:25:08-04:00 2010-05-27T14:25:08-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=104419"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/improvement-bikes-like-that-are-a-dime-a-dozen-demotivational-poster-1274984702.jpg"></a><br>Change for the better HAPPINESS AND SUCCESS - Rating: 3.7/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:104416 2010-05-27T13:55:52-04:00 2010-05-27T13:55:52-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=104416"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/happiness-and-success-i-have-always-dreamed-of-being-a-lizar-demotivational-poster-1274982943.jpg"></a><br>The key to happiness is having dreams.<br>The key to success is making dreams come true. SOLAR FLARES - Rating: 2.7/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:104397 2010-05-27T08:10:59-04:00 2010-05-27T08:10:59-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=104397"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/solar-flares-also-helps-create-northern-lights-the-tv-show-demotivational-poster-1274962254.jpg"></a><br>Activity on the Sun that may one day seal our doom. STUNT MAN - Rating: 2.8/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:104393 2010-05-27T07:26:13-04:00 2010-05-27T07:26:13-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=104393"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/stunt-man-2-discs-removed-i-am-a-shorter-man-than-before-demotivational-poster-1274959568.jpg"></a><br>Now Stunted growth man. PRISON - Rating: 3/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:104290 2010-05-26T15:50:28-04:00 2010-05-26T15:50:28-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=104290"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/prison-and-shit-you-out-a-criminal-demotivational-poster-1274903421.jpg"></a><br>When there is no other option prison will take you in.<br>You just might be taking in a few things of your own. THE MESSIAH - Rating: 2.2/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:104288 2010-05-26T15:44:50-04:00 2010-05-26T15:44:50-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=104288"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/the-messiah-the-book-of-hebrews-or-john-demotivational-poster-1274903082.jpg"></a><br>After 2000 years a few things got lost in translation. BIKERS - Rating: 1.8/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:104284 2010-05-26T15:37:03-04:00 2010-05-26T15:37:03-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=104284"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/bikers-also-known-as-those-bastards-that-woke-me-up-demotivational-poster-1274902619.jpg"></a><br>The Hillbillies of the highways. FROG JESUS BLESSINGS - Rating: 1.4/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:104280 2010-05-26T15:31:44-04:00 2010-05-26T15:31:44-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=104280"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/frog-jesus-blessings-thank-you-frog-jesus-demotivational-poster-1274902294.jpg"></a><br>Bestowed upon you for swerving to avoid the toad in the road. FINAL THOUGHTS - Rating: 3.3/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:104276 2010-05-26T15:25:20-04:00 2010-05-26T15:25:20-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=104276"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/final-thoughts-and-then-and-then-oh-thats-it-demotivational-poster-1274901908.jpg"></a><br>She said Pamplona is a beautiful city famous for their wine.<br>Also famous for the running of the bulls.<br>Then my head was trampled like a grape. SUMMER TEETH - Rating: 3.6/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:104264 2010-05-26T13:39:19-04:00 2010-05-26T13:39:19-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=104264"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/summer-teeth-only-floss-the-ones-you-want-to-keep-demotivational-poster-1274895553.jpg"></a><br>Summer teeth are there summer teeth are gone. THE BATCAVE - Rating: 3.4/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:104253 2010-05-26T13:01:56-04:00 2010-05-26T13:01:56-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=104253"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/the-bat-cave-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-batman-demotivational-poster-1274893306.jpg"></a><br>Always seemed cooler in the comics. FEAR OF FALLING - Rating: 2.8/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:104251 2010-05-26T12:56:26-04:00 2010-05-26T12:56:26-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=104251"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/fear-of-falling-i-am-the-magical-molester-got-ya-demotivational-poster-1274892976.jpg"></a><br>Is most clearly recognized in the moment. BULLWINKLE - Rating: 3.2/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:104108 2010-05-25T13:15:46-04:00 2010-05-25T13:15:46-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=104108"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/bullwinkle-ahh-not-again-demotivational-poster-1274807720.jpg"></a><br>Things went south for the moose after the rabbit he pulled out of his hat<br>turned out to be a lion and ate Rocky. DEATH - Rating: 3.2/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:104107 2010-05-25T13:13:44-04:00 2010-05-25T13:13:44-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=104107"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/death-gimme-the-gimmick-demotivational-poster-1274807615.jpg"></a><br>The final act of humankind.<br>Deaths embrace beckons you sooner if you are a greybeard. SERGEANT BOB - Rating: 3.9/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:104106 2010-05-25T13:11:34-04:00 2010-05-25T13:11:34-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=104106"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/sergeant-bob-because-he-likes-seamen-demotivational-poster-1274807482.jpg"></a><br>I always thought of Spongebob as more of a Navy man. POUND PUPPIES - Rating: 3.8/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:104084 2010-05-25T07:12:12-04:00 2010-05-25T07:12:12-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=104084"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/pound-puppies-rude-dog-bit-my-robot-parts-demotivational-poster-1274785423.jpg"></a><br>Make way for 300 pound doggies. PRARIE DOG HOME COMPANION - Rating: 3.6/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:104082 2010-05-25T06:56:30-04:00 2010-05-25T06:56:30-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=104082"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/prarie-dog-home-companion-kriss-kross-will-make-you-jump-jum-demotivational-poster-1274784980.jpg"></a><br>Zero gravity dirt rodent battle. LAW AND ORDER R.I.P. - Rating: 3/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:104081 2010-05-25T06:54:08-04:00 2010-05-25T06:54:08-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=104081"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/law-and-order-rip-never-the-same-after-jerry-orbach-died-demotivational-poster-1274784839.jpg"></a><br>September 13th 1990 to May 24th 2010.<br>Long may you live in syndication. SHE MARCHES TO THE BEAT - Rating: 3.1/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:103985 2010-05-24T15:07:38-04:00 2010-05-24T15:07:38-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=103985"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/she-marches-to-the-beat-a-rump-pum-pum-pum-i-played-my-song-demotivational-poster-1274728054.jpg"></a><br>Of her own drum set. She just cant reach the pedals yet. ESCAPE FROM ALCATRAZ - Rating: 3.8/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:103980 2010-05-24T14:46:34-04:00 2010-05-24T14:46:34-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=103980"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/escape-from-alcatraz-red-rover-red-rocket-sticking-from-my-p-demotivational-poster-1274726788.jpg"></a><br>Fritz would be no dogs prison bitch anymore. WOLF IN SHEEPS CLOTHING - Rating: 3.9/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:103977 2010-05-24T14:39:23-04:00 2010-05-24T14:39:23-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=103977"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/wolf-in-sheeps-clothing-or-ex-boyfriend-but-whos-counting-demotivational-poster-1274726355.jpg"></a><br>Much like my exgirlfriend. TODAYS CATCH - Rating: 3.5/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:103976 2010-05-24T14:37:44-04:00 2010-05-24T14:37:44-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=103976"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/todays-catch-shrimpin-with-a-straw-suck-it-out-poo-poo-demotivational-poster-1274726246.jpg"></a><br>A little oilier than before. BEAR SLOWDANCE - Rating: 3.2/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:103974 2010-05-24T14:34:24-04:00 2010-05-24T14:34:24-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=103974"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/bear-slow-dance-uh-boo-boo-bear-at-jellystone-demotivational-poster-1274726049.jpg"></a><br>Step on my foot one more time Yogi and Ill rip your arms off. YOUR SHIP - Rating: 4.5/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:103969 2010-05-24T13:35:07-04:00 2010-05-24T13:35:07-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=103969"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/your-ship-thanks-scorp-i-got-it-demotivational-poster-1274722503.gif"></a><br>Finally came in but got tired of waiting for you. FOR THE LOVE OF AN OCTOPUS - Rating: 2.9/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:103963 2010-05-24T13:18:21-04:00 2010-05-24T13:18:21-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=103963"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/for-the-love-of-an-octopus-calamari-demotivational-poster-1274721493.jpg"></a><br>Keith will go to the depths of the oceans for his one true love. FLUORESCENT BULBS - Rating: 3.1/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:103957 2010-05-24T13:00:58-04:00 2010-05-24T13:00:58-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=103957"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/fluorescent-bulbs-hardcore-wrestling-that-is-with-clothing-demotivational-poster-1274720450.jpg"></a><br>An integral part of any good hardcore wrestling match. GIVE ME A KISS - Rating: 2.2/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:103952 2010-05-24T12:48:53-04:00 2010-05-24T12:48:53-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=103952"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/give-me-a-kiss-there-is-nothing-finer-than-a-horses-v-giner-demotivational-poster-1274719724.jpg"></a><br>No way You have horsey breath. WOODLAND DEMONS - Rating: 3.7/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:103817 2010-05-23T14:26:00-04:00 2010-05-23T14:26:00-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=103817"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/woodland-demons-move-over-jersey-devil-theres-a-new-creature-demotivational-poster-1274639086.jpg"></a><br>Sometimes the joys of being outside are disturbed<br>by the creatures that inhabit the woods. NAZKA LINES - Rating: 3.8/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:103644 2010-05-21T13:15:28-04:00 2010-05-21T13:15:28-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=103644"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/nazka-lines-i-am-a-medical-marvel-hmmm-yeah-boyee-demotivational-poster-1274462122.gif"></a><br>The same as a Bat Signal for Aliens. FORREST CREATURES - Rating: 3.2/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:103641 2010-05-21T13:13:09-04:00 2010-05-21T13:13:09-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=103641"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/forrest-creatures-stupid-is-as-stupid-huh-demotivational-poster-1274461979.jpg"></a><br>Gumps little pals. PORK - Rating: 2.6/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:103540 2010-05-20T16:06:11-04:00 2010-05-20T16:06:11-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=103540"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/pork-sorry-boys-pork-is-on-the-menu-demotivational-poster-1274385967.jpg"></a><br>Formerly known as Porky Pig. STITCHES - Rating: 2.8/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:103539 2010-05-20T16:04:56-04:00 2010-05-20T16:04:56-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=103539"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/stitches-you-dont-want-to-get-knife-pooped-either-demotivational-poster-1274385891.jpg"></a><br>What Snitches get. FLESH WOUNDS - Rating: 3.1/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:103537 2010-05-20T15:59:24-04:00 2010-05-20T15:59:24-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=103537"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/flesh-wounds-escrape-the-next-level-of-scrape-and-escape-demotivational-poster-1274385559.jpg"></a><br>I say jolly old fellow it is merely a scrape. THE ELEVENTH COMMANDMENT - Rating: 4.2/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:103519 2010-05-20T14:33:27-04:00 2010-05-20T14:33:27-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=103519"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/the-eleventh-commandment-and-then-he-rested-with-some-manna-demotivational-poster-1274380380.jpg"></a><br>Moses says Motifake at work Naughty Fake at home. PETROGLYPHS - Rating: 2.9/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:103355 2010-05-19T12:57:02-04:00 2010-05-19T12:57:02-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=103355"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/petroglyphs-ancient-drawings-that-ask-more-questions-then-an-demotivational-poster-1274288212.gif"></a><br>Ancient doodles meant to confuse<br>Or cave men trying to amuse. SOUP KITCHEN - Rating: 3/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:103354 2010-05-19T12:52:16-04:00 2010-05-19T12:52:16-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=103354"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/soup-kitchen-that-is-yummy-tripe-soup-pictured-there-demotivational-poster-1274287928.jpg"></a><br>Serving Strangers everyday. Just dont ask what happened to Paul. HEY MA - Rating: 3.6/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:103353 2010-05-19T12:49:36-04:00 2010-05-19T12:49:36-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=103353"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/hey-ma-mmm-whiskers-and-balls-demotivational-poster-1274287771.jpg"></a><br>Look at me I am playing with my whisker ball. MICKEY MOUSE - Rating: 2.5/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:103352 2010-05-19T12:48:13-04:00 2010-05-19T12:48:13-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=103352"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/mickey-mouse-he-is-the-tijuana-burrito-surprise-now-demotivational-poster-1274287688.jpg"></a><br>Got taken out by the Pied Piper. REMEMBERING - Rating: 3.9/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:103348 2010-05-19T12:38:24-04:00 2010-05-19T12:38:24-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=103348"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/remembering-hit-me-baby-one-more-time-i-am-into-that-demotivational-poster-1274287097.jpg"></a><br>When Brit was a hot high schooler and not a head shaving mother of 2. OLD YELLER - Rating: 4/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:103344 2010-05-19T11:58:57-04:00 2010-05-19T11:58:57-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=103344"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/old-yeller-now-where-does-the-red-fern-grow-demotivational-poster-1274284733.jpg"></a><br>The sequel was a bust. CONAN THE BEARDED MAN - Rating: 3.7/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:103340 2010-05-19T11:54:39-04:00 2010-05-19T11:54:39-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=103340"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/conan-the-bearded-man-if-there-is-such-a-thing-as-an-unemplo-demotivational-poster-1274284473.jpg"></a><br>He wears a beard better than Jay and looks unemployed. ROVER - Rating: 3.7/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:103197 2010-05-18T14:42:47-04:00 2010-05-18T14:42:47-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=103197"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/rover-i-can-t-believe-it-s-not-butter-or-better-demotivational-poster-1274208157.jpg"></a><br>I cant believe they turned him into a cookie TERMINATOR 1 - Rating: 3/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:103195 2010-05-18T14:40:28-04:00 2010-05-18T14:40:28-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=103195"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/terminator-1-take-that-t1000-demotivational-poster-1274208019.jpg"></a><br>Cyberdyne Systems has breached the limits between Man and Machine. DEMON HORSE OF DENVER - Rating: 3.7/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:103193 2010-05-18T14:37:22-04:00 2010-05-18T14:37:22-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=103193"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/demon-horse-of-denver-i-mean-whats-up-with-that-whats-up-wit-demotivational-poster-1274207828.jpg"></a><br>This is what you first see landing in Denver International Airport.<br>I mean we know the Broncos suck and all but really DOG BITES - Rating: 3.1/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:103187 2010-05-18T14:26:33-04:00 2010-05-18T14:26:33-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=103187"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/dog-bites-ruff-ruff-ruff-holiday-road-holiday-road-demotivational-poster-1274207177.jpg"></a><br>It is usually the other way around. TJ HOOKER - Rating: 3.3/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:103060 2010-05-17T14:55:27-04:00 2010-05-17T14:55:27-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=103060"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/tj-hooker-but-he-will-do-anything-for-money-these-days-demotivational-poster-1274122521.jpg"></a><br>Sorry ladies hes not a prostitute.<br>But he will do anything for money these days. HORSING AROUND - Rating: 4.5/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:103051 2010-05-17T13:24:24-04:00 2010-05-17T13:24:24-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=103051"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/horsing-around-then-it-was-on-dog-stomping-style-demotivational-poster-1274117058.jpg"></a><br>It was a good time until Rover tried stealing some of Eds sugar cubes. REAL HUNGER - Rating: 4/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:103039 2010-05-17T12:51:21-04:00 2010-05-17T12:51:21-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=103039"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/real-hunger-da-erb-ya-that-be-bread-backwards-demotivational-poster-1274115077.jpg"></a><br>Is when the bread you were going to eat is ready to eat you. DHALSIM YOGA INSTRUCTOR - Rating: 2.8/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:103036 2010-05-17T11:23:18-04:00 2010-05-17T11:23:18-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=103036"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/dhalsim-yoga-instructor-yoga-fire-yoga-flame-demotivational-poster-1274109790.jpg"></a><br>Teaching us thru Yoga how to harness nature and turn it against itself. DIO - Rating: 2.9/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:103016 2010-05-17T07:35:12-04:00 2010-05-17T07:35:12-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=103016"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/dio-rip-great-one-you-will-live-on-in-our-hearts-demotivational-poster-1274096105.jpg"></a><br>The Flame has died. Is it heaven or hell for RJD ALZHEIMERS - Rating: 3.5/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:103015 2010-05-17T07:32:08-04:00 2010-05-17T07:32:08-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=103015"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/alzheimers-oops-i-crapped-my-pants-demotivational-poster-1274095915.jpg"></a><br>When your parents get their revenge for all the times<br>they had to change your diapers. STREET FIGHTER 2 WANNABES - Rating: 2.9/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:102693 2010-05-14T12:19:32-04:00 2010-05-14T12:19:32-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=102693"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/street-fighter-2-wannabes-sonic-boom-tiger-knee-demotivational-poster-1273853962.jpg"></a><br>Everyone was having a good time until Blanka Electrocuted everybody. YOUR TV - Rating: 1.9/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:102579 2010-05-13T16:16:18-04:00 2010-05-13T16:16:18-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=102579"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/your-tv-gummers-demotivational-poster-1273781773.jpg"></a><br>Or your teeth. THE AFTERMATH - Rating: 2.5/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:102578 2010-05-13T16:15:23-04:00 2010-05-13T16:15:23-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=102578"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/the-aftermath-ahuh-ahuh-ahuh-fist-in-a-burgle-demotivational-poster-1273781718.jpg"></a><br>This is what it looks like AFTER shooting fish in a barrel. MWAH HA HA HA - Rating: 2.8/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:102573 2010-05-13T16:07:49-04:00 2010-05-13T16:07:49-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=102573"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/mwah-ha-ha-ha-goliath-the-boxer-demotivational-poster-1273781263.png"></a><br>Stop hitting yourself junior. RESIDENT EVIL 12 - Rating: 2.9/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:102572 2010-05-13T16:06:39-04:00 2010-05-13T16:06:39-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=102572"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/resident-evil-12-place-the-orb-in-the-fish-mouth-demotivational-poster-1273781192.jpg"></a><br>Quick Jill grab the lantern while I shoot these zombie fish. GODS GIFT - Rating: 2.1/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:102570 2010-05-13T16:04:03-04:00 2010-05-13T16:04:03-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=102570"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/gods-gift-poop-poop-poop-demotivational-poster-1273781036.jpg"></a><br>I caught my kids covered in brownie mix.<br>I thought it was cute until I realized it was poop. EGYPTIAN HIEROGLYPHICS - Rating: 3.3/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:102539 2010-05-13T12:40:40-04:00 2010-05-13T12:40:40-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=102539"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/egyptian-hieroglyphics-we-can-do-this-this-is-the-one-i-can-demotivational-poster-1273768837.jpg"></a><br>The new symbol for tools everywhere. HOME SCHOOLING - Rating: 4.3/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:102534 2010-05-13T12:23:57-04:00 2010-05-13T12:23:57-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=102534"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/home-schooling-i-have-no-real-friends-wah-demotivational-poster-1273767831.jpg"></a><br>Ensuring the next generation of social cripples. WHIPLASH - Rating: 3/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:102533 2010-05-13T12:21:53-04:00 2010-05-13T12:21:53-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=102533"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/whiplash-when-a-problem-comes-along-you-must-whip-it-demotivational-poster-1273767705.jpg"></a><br>I will give you five minutes to quit whipping me<br>you dirty man you. WEIRD PEOPLE - Rating: 2.7/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:102197 2010-05-11T13:51:39-04:00 2010-05-11T13:51:39-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=102197"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/weird-people-and-then-they-post-a-witty-caption-under-it-i-l-demotivational-poster-1273600293.jpg"></a><br>Take pictures like this. DOG GHANDI IT - Rating: 2.1/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:102191 2010-05-11T13:40:14-04:00 2010-05-11T13:40:14-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=102191"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/dog-ghandi-it-it-is-ghandi-with-a-dog-head-egypt-style-demotivational-poster-1273599606.jpg"></a><br>Yeah thats all I got. HINDU PARABLES - Rating: 3.5/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:102190 2010-05-11T13:35:55-04:00 2010-05-11T13:35:55-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=102190"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/hindu-parables-it-is-quite-the-sordid-tale-demotivational-poster-1273599340.jpg"></a><br>You know the one with the sea beasts and the elephant right TORNADOS - Rating: 4.1/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:102189 2010-05-11T13:33:09-04:00 2010-05-11T13:33:09-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=102189"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/tornados-i-think-i-am-peeing-electricity-nope-got-the-clap-demotivational-poster-1273599182.jpg"></a><br>Great for the news bad for the trailer homes. TORNADO MAGIC - Rating: 2.7/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:102164 2010-05-11T11:41:25-04:00 2010-05-11T11:41:25-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=102164"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/tornado-magic-everyone-knows-tornados-are-wind-demons-right-demotivational-poster-1273592476.jpg"></a><br>Linda knew she summoned too powerful of a wind demon to control. BOBO ATTACKS - Rating: 2.8/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:102162 2010-05-11T11:39:33-04:00 2010-05-11T11:39:33-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=102162"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/bobo-attacks-i-guess-he-will-have-to-get-a-pair-of-robot-leg-demotivational-poster-1273592362.jpg"></a><br>As the trainer felt his legs slowly consumed by Bobo<br>he knew he should have fed him those peanuts earlier. LIONS AND TIGERS OH MY - Rating: 4.3/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:102161 2010-05-11T11:32:56-04:00 2010-05-11T11:32:56-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=102161"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/lions-and-tigers-oh-my-it-s-all-true-folks-demotivational-poster-1273591964.jpg"></a><br>If the Lion is the female they will have a Tion if the tiger is the female<br>they will have a Liger. If they are both female<br>well folks we will have a cat fight. TRUCKING - Rating: 2.9/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:102157 2010-05-11T10:59:51-04:00 2010-05-11T10:59:51-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=102157"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/trucking-trucks-are-like-a-girls-mouth-demotivational-poster-1273589981.jpg"></a><br>A lot of fun until someone drops their load on your cab. ELEPHANTS GONE WILD - Rating: 2.7/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:102155 2010-05-11T10:46:10-04:00 2010-05-11T10:46:10-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=102155"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/elephants-gone-wild-here-are-some-beads-go-smash-up-rocks-ca-demotivational-poster-1273589158.jpg"></a><br>Throw them some beads and watch them go buck wild. RESTAURANT PARKING - Rating: 2.6/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:102033 2010-05-10T17:06:57-04:00 2010-05-10T17:06:57-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=102033"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/restaurant-parking-stay-away-from-the-long-island-iced-teas-demotivational-poster-1273525594.jpg"></a><br>As bad as the food POLAR BEAR MUNCHIES - Rating: 3.8/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:101995 2010-05-10T13:43:46-04:00 2010-05-10T13:43:46-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=101995"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/polar-bear-munchies-i-hope-you-left-the-door-unlocked-dudesk-demotivational-poster-1273513420.jpg"></a><br>Also happen to be crunchy HERBIE VS GENERAL LEE - Rating: 3.6/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:101994 2010-05-10T13:42:12-04:00 2010-05-10T13:42:12-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=101994"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/herbie-vs-general-lee-herpes-the-love-bug-demotivational-poster-1273513303.jpg"></a><br>Looks like the Duke boys finally got what was coming to them. I SAID NOW - Rating: 3.4/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:101975 2010-05-10T11:24:45-04:00 2010-05-10T11:24:45-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=101975"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/i-said-now-well-it-is-a-funny-picture-even-if-what-i-wrote-i-demotivational-poster-1273505073.jpg"></a><br>Eagles are so demanding. DOG PARK - Rating: 2.8/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:101974 2010-05-10T11:23:19-04:00 2010-05-10T11:23:19-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=101974"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/dog-park-and-it-can-go-bite-some-guy-with-bad-teeth-demotivational-poster-1273504994.jpg"></a><br>Where you can let your dog of its leash KANGAROO POWER - Rating: 3/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:101967 2010-05-10T09:49:42-04:00 2010-05-10T09:49:42-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=101967"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/kangaroo-power-floating-camera-kangaroo-power-demotivational-poster-1273499357.jpg"></a><br>Little known fact about kangaroos They have<br>Telekenetic powers see floating camera. SWIMMING POOLS - Rating: 2.4/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:101953 2010-05-10T07:51:36-04:00 2010-05-10T07:51:36-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=101953"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/swimming-pools-then-it-sucks-your-guts-out-of-your-butt-demotivational-poster-1273492290.jpg"></a><br>A lot of fun until someone sits on the drain. CHILDREN - Rating: 3/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:101580 2010-05-07T13:35:10-04:00 2010-05-07T13:35:10-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=101580"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/children-oh-man-that-is-brutal-demotivational-poster-1273253688.jpg"></a><br>Dont make them when you are drunk. THUNDERCATS - Rating: 2.4/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:101569 2010-05-07T13:02:19-04:00 2010-05-07T13:02:19-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=101569"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/thundercats-thundercats-hooooo-demotivational-poster-1273251729.jpg"></a><br>There was something very phalic with the way<br>that sword grew when Liono needed it to. BEFORE HEAVY METAL - Rating: 2.3/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:101563 2010-05-07T12:45:26-04:00 2010-05-07T12:45:26-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=101563"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/before-heavy-metal-and-i-ll-form-the-head-demotivational-poster-1273250713.jpg"></a><br>There was the Defender of the Universe VOLTRON ONIONS - Rating: 3.5/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:101562 2010-05-07T12:20:52-04:00 2010-05-07T12:20:52-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=101562"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/onions-i-m-sad-now-demotivational-poster-1273249243.jpg"></a><br>Much like humans when you peel back the<br>layers it makes you cry. REVERSE VENTRILOQUIST - Rating: 2.4/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:101549 2010-05-07T10:51:30-04:00 2010-05-07T10:51:30-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=101549"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/reverse-ventriloquist-is-that-a-hand-in-your-butt-you-weirdo-demotivational-poster-1273243882.jpg"></a><br>Its all fun and games until you realize<br>that you are the dummy. VACATION - Rating: 4.3/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:101536 2010-05-07T08:02:07-04:00 2010-05-07T08:02:07-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=101536"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/vacation-vacation-all-i-ever-wanted-demotivational-poster-1273233713.jpg"></a><br>Where your boss cant call you and there is no alarm. GODZILLA VS KING KONG - Rating: 2.4/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:101535 2010-05-07T07:59:35-04:00 2010-05-07T07:59:35-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=101535"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/godzilla-vs-king-kong-king-kong-would-win-in-my-opinion-demotivational-poster-1273233564.jpg"></a><br>Or is it King Kong VS Godzilla<br>You be the judge on the next Giant Monster Versus. E. HONDA - Rating: 2.3/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:101454 2010-05-06T14:50:52-04:00 2010-05-06T14:50:52-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=101454"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/e-honda-shadoken-sonic-boom-hoy-hoy-hoy-demotivational-poster-1273171844.jpg"></a><br>Slapping around Street Fighter wannabes since 1993. MARIO AND LUIGI - Rating: 2.5/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:101428 2010-05-06T12:20:05-04:00 2010-05-06T12:20:05-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=101428"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/mario-and-luigi-that-s-true-they-are-lame-o-demotivational-poster-1273162786.jpg"></a><br>Just not cool in real life. PRISON BREAK - Rating: 3.4/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:101237 2010-05-05T12:09:47-04:00 2010-05-05T12:09:47-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=101237"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/prison-break-escape-of-the-elephant-demotivational-poster-1273075785.jpg"></a><br>Bobo wont be balancing on any more balls for the circus. LEVITATION - Rating: 2.6/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:101230 2010-05-05T11:52:02-04:00 2010-05-05T11:52:02-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=101230"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/levitation-or-a-tall-building-demotivational-poster-1273074715.jpg"></a><br>Best achieved thru hallucination. ALCOHOL - Rating: 2.3/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:101228 2010-05-05T11:47:08-04:00 2010-05-05T11:47:08-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=101228"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/alcohol-smile-i-like-beer-demotivational-poster-1273074423.jpg"></a><br>It even makes old people seem interesting. ALCOHOL - Rating: 2.5/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:101227 2010-05-05T11:34:46-04:00 2010-05-05T11:34:46-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=101227"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/alcohol-blame-it-on-the-al-al-alcohol-demotivational-poster-1273073666.jpg"></a><br>Making the lamest motifakes funny since<br>well since I opened this beer. FEED THE DUCKS - Rating: 2.1/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:101224 2010-05-05T11:26:10-04:00 2010-05-05T11:26:10-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=101224"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/feed-the-ducks-quack-quackers-my-favorite-demotivational-poster-1273073162.jpg"></a><br>Shoot the homeless. BEFORE IRON MAN - Rating: 3.1/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:101035 2010-05-04T14:20:03-04:00 2010-05-04T14:20:03-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=101035"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/before-iron-man-don-t-smoke-kids-smoke-cigarettes-demotivational-poster-1272997187.jpg"></a><br>There was Iron Lung. APPARITION - Rating: 3.2/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:100407 2010-04-29T23:58:30-04:00 2010-04-29T23:58:30-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=100407"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1004/apparition-grandma-what-are-you-doing-here-demotivational-poster-1272599901.jpg"></a><br>Also known as your Grandma stopping over to say hi to you from the other side. PUPPY LOVE - Rating: 3.9/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:100403 2010-04-29T23:47:25-04:00 2010-04-29T23:47:25-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=100403"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1004/puppy-love-i-think-the-lady-got-larger-as-well-demotivational-poster-1272599238.jpg"></a><br>What started out as puppy love has now grown into something much bigger. MOSQUITO BITES - Rating: 2.3/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:100195 2010-04-28T14:07:17-04:00 2010-04-28T14:07:17-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=100195"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1004/mosquito-bites-yum-yum-lets-eat-demotivational-poster-1272478029.jpg"></a><br>Much worse for little kids. MISTER ED - Rating: 2.7/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:100192 2010-04-28T13:43:15-04:00 2010-04-28T13:43:15-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=100192"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1004/mister-ed-the-famous-mister-ed-demotivational-poster-1272476578.jpg"></a><br>Wont be making any more appearances. NAVIGATION - Rating: 3.1/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:100169 2010-04-28T12:22:14-04:00 2010-04-28T12:22:14-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=100169"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1004/navigation-navigation-demotivational-poster-1272471724.gif"></a><br>Sometimes a map will just help you get even further lost. SHMOKE - Rating: 2.2/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:99872 2010-04-25T17:29:48-04:00 2010-04-25T17:29:48-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=99872"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1004/shmoke-shmokin-demotivational-poster-1272230961.jpg"></a><br>When cigarettes just wont do it for you anymore there is Shmoke. CHICKEN HAWK - Rating: 2.9/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:98619 2010-04-16T12:04:20-04:00 2010-04-16T12:04:20-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=98619"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1004/chicken-hawk-any-cockldoooooo-chicken-hawk-demotivational-poster-1271433853.jpg"></a><br>Looks like Foghorn Leghorn couldnt keep you safe from the Colonol. PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING - Rating: 2.5/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:98470 2010-04-15T12:01:52-04:00 2010-04-15T12:01:52-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=98470"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1004/professional-wrestling-profeessional-wrestling-hogan-demotivational-poster-1271347303.jpg"></a><br>Really just two people pretending to<br>hurt one another and hide just how much they are turned on by rubbing there<br>sweaty half naked flesh on each other. HONDAS - Rating: 2.9/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:98184 2010-04-13T07:18:19-04:00 2010-04-13T07:18:19-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=98184"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1004/hondas-hondas-harley-yeah-barely-demotivational-poster-1271157477.jpg"></a><br>Just like Harleys but not nearly as cool ESCAPE - Rating: 3.2/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:96399 2010-03-30T14:41:11-04:00 2010-03-30T14:41:11-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=96399"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1003/escape-gimp-box-escape-demotivational-poster-1269974447.jpg"></a><br>There will be none for you back in the box gimp. BY THE POWER OF GREY SKULL - Rating: 2/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:96348 2010-03-30T10:47:48-04:00 2010-03-30T10:47:48-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=96348"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1003/by-the-power-of-grey-skull-he-man-grey-demotivational-poster-1269960456.jpg"></a><br>I have the power....of microsoft paint