deadraisin - user 2018-02-25T16:35:55-05:00 DREAMING - Rating: 3.4/5,2007-01-01:107403 2010-06-22T16:04:50-04:00 2010-06-22T16:04:50-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Every regular kid growing up in the 80s had the dream that one day we would<br>own an orange 1969 Charger and we would be able to jump it over the local river<br>whenever the need arose. SMOKING IN BED - Rating: 3.8/5,2007-01-01:107398 2010-06-22T15:55:33-04:00 2010-06-22T15:55:33-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Other than long term cancer smoking in bed can have other more immediate<br>consequences. CHICKS - Rating: 2.7/5,2007-01-01:107357 2010-06-22T12:18:30-04:00 2010-06-22T12:18:30-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>The reason I always come back to Motifake. MONKEY SUIT - Rating: 2.6/5,2007-01-01:107355 2010-06-22T12:09:17-04:00 2010-06-22T12:09:17-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>His glowing white head is an example of what superior Genetics will breed you. GARY BUSEY - Rating: 2.3/5,2007-01-01:107352 2010-06-22T12:04:58-04:00 2010-06-22T12:04:58-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>The Chuck Norris of... Cmon there is only one Gary Busey. SUPER HERO INITIATION TEAM - Rating: 3/5,2007-01-01:107351 2010-06-22T11:54:07-04:00 2010-06-22T11:54:07-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>If you cant float down the waterfall you are off the team. THE LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL - Rating: 3.3/5,2007-01-01:107341 2010-06-22T11:10:17-04:00 2010-06-22T11:10:17-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Looks great after 3 days trapped underground.<br>Too bad you are weak from lack of food and you dont have any rope left. THE REAL MERMAN - Rating: 2.6/5,2007-01-01:107336 2010-06-22T10:55:00-04:00 2010-06-22T10:55:00-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>His Fossil remains for all to see<br>this special creature who sailed the seas. BULLYS - Rating: 2.9/5,2007-01-01:107261 2010-06-21T16:02:15-04:00 2010-06-21T16:02:15-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>The real reason most of us Motifake.<br>We have to get all of that inner anger out of ourselves. RANDYS DONUTS - Rating: 2.5/5,2007-01-01:107253 2010-06-21T15:37:24-04:00 2010-06-21T15:37:24-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>That sign has been knocked down in every movie and videogame<br>that takes place in Hollywood. I never thought it was a real place. JESUS FALCOR - Rating: 2.4/5,2007-01-01:107248 2010-06-21T15:23:57-04:00 2010-06-21T15:23:57-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Together again for the first time.<br>Spreading the good word from both amazing books. FALCOR - Rating: 3/5,2007-01-01:107246 2010-06-21T15:19:46-04:00 2010-06-21T15:19:46-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Before the whole neverending adventure even got started. RUDE DOG - Rating: 2.9/5,2007-01-01:107245 2010-06-21T15:17:20-04:00 2010-06-21T15:17:20-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>As cool as the poor kids could get in the 80s. MY CHILDHOOD - Rating: 3.6/5,2007-01-01:107232 2010-06-21T13:50:42-04:00 2010-06-21T13:50:42-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Was spent pretending to be a monkey for my Dads Organ grinder gig.<br>How can he get angry when I start throwing my poop at him MOTIFAKING - Rating: 3.3/5,2007-01-01:107216 2010-06-21T08:19:18-04:00 2010-06-21T08:19:18-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Something to do between spank sessions. KICKBUTT - Rating: 2.5/5,2007-01-01:107215 2010-06-21T08:17:26-04:00 2010-06-21T08:17:26-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>If you are smoking cigarettes that are that big there is no kicking that habit. THE WORLD CUP - Rating: 3.3/5,2007-01-01:107214 2010-06-21T08:15:19-04:00 2010-06-21T08:15:19-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Lets hope its the NutCup world for this sorry bastard. SOUND BLASTER - Rating: 3.4/5,2007-01-01:107213 2010-06-21T08:13:20-04:00 2010-06-21T08:13:20-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>The Autobots answer to Shockwave.<br>And the next thing for the neighborhood bully to steal from you. FAMILY PORTRAITS - Rating: 3.3/5,2007-01-01:107210 2010-06-21T07:51:58-04:00 2010-06-21T07:51:58-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>With all of my little brothers bowel issues our Father prefered to leave<br>him on the toilet at all times. THE KARDASHIANS - Rating: 4.1/5,2007-01-01:107030 2010-06-18T15:35:15-04:00 2010-06-18T15:35:15-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>First Reggie wins the Super Bowl then Lamar wins the NBA championship<br>Its obvious these women help motivate their men to be Champions. THE GREAT OUTDOORS - Rating: 3.3/5,2007-01-01:107029 2010-06-18T15:29:45-04:00 2010-06-18T15:29:45-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Always best remembered in the past.<br>The reality is lots of bugs biting you. SHAVING - Rating: 2.9/5,2007-01-01:107024 2010-06-18T14:33:24-04:00 2010-06-18T14:33:24-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>The more you shave the more you need to shave. THROWING STARS - Rating: 2.8/5,2007-01-01:107021 2010-06-18T14:20:34-04:00 2010-06-18T14:20:34-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Used to be there was nothing cooler than going to a martial arts store<br>and buying some of these things then throwing them into the neighbors garage. CHEESEBURGER IN PARADISE - Rating: 4.5/5,2007-01-01:107011 2010-06-18T13:14:22-04:00 2010-06-18T13:14:22-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>I hate to say it if you are in paradise you aint thinking about burgers. COELACANTH - Rating: 3.9/5,2007-01-01:107006 2010-06-18T13:05:30-04:00 2010-06-18T13:05:30-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>From the depths of the oceans this prehistoric fish rises as a living<br>dinosaur. Alive in modern times thanks to an underwater time travel device. SNAKE CLEANING - Rating: 3.6/5,2007-01-01:106931 2010-06-17T15:00:03-04:00 2010-06-17T15:00:03-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Always best to use a hard bristle brush to wash of the old scales. TROLL DOLLS - Rating: 4.2/5,2007-01-01:106930 2010-06-17T14:58:25-04:00 2010-06-17T14:58:25-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>A fine image to accompany that weird patch of hair growing on your arm. RURAL DRIVEBY - Rating: 3.8/5,2007-01-01:106879 2010-06-17T07:33:20-04:00 2010-06-17T07:33:20-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Outraged with DQ for dropping Cheese Curds from the menu<br>Keith and his trailer park boys decided to bring the hurt. COUNTRY FOLKS - Rating: 3.9/5,2007-01-01:106873 2010-06-17T07:13:16-04:00 2010-06-17T07:13:16-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Are actually quite a bit like Rock n Roll folks.<br>With the exception of the whole my Dad is my brother thing. AFTER I REACHED FOR THE BALLOON - Rating: 3.6/5,2007-01-01:106870 2010-06-17T06:59:50-04:00 2010-06-17T06:59:50-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>I realized what he meant by We all float down here. PROFESSIONAL MOTIFAKERS - Rating: 3.8/5,2007-01-01:106748 2010-06-16T13:15:13-04:00 2010-06-16T13:15:13-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>We get paid by the hour to create high level fake motivational posters.<br>Unfortunatly none of them are good enough for the moderators. THAT CLOWN GUY - Rating: 2.7/5,2007-01-01:106743 2010-06-16T12:57:35-04:00 2010-06-16T12:57:35-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>I guess the Apple can only fall so far from the tree. THE TANNING MADNESS - Rating: 2.3/5,2007-01-01:106602 2010-06-15T14:15:17-04:00 2010-06-15T14:15:17-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Once it hits its on like a tampon. HOLY HOLY HOLY - Rating: 1.9/5,2007-01-01:106580 2010-06-15T11:03:21-04:00 2010-06-15T11:03:21-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Merciful and Bitey Praise God as a doggy blessed trinity. THE PLASTIC LADY - Rating: 3.1/5,2007-01-01:106477 2010-06-14T15:40:49-04:00 2010-06-14T15:40:49-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>When Cher dies we wont need to embalm her or anything.<br>We will be able to prop her corpse up in a wax museum and use her as is. THE TRIAL SEPARATION - Rating: 3.4/5,2007-01-01:106456 2010-06-14T12:50:47-04:00 2010-06-14T12:50:47-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>The time Kim took away from their marriage bore unexpected fruits. DRONES - Rating: 3.1/5,2007-01-01:106446 2010-06-14T12:09:51-04:00 2010-06-14T12:09:51-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>The first step towards Cyberdynes creation of the Terminators. ROBOT INSURANCE - Rating: 3.4/5,2007-01-01:106442 2010-06-14T11:58:22-04:00 2010-06-14T11:58:22-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>There is no protection for the elderly against Robot attacks.<br>Make sure your elderly loved ones are covered. SPIDERMAN - Rating: 3.4/5,2007-01-01:106437 2010-06-14T11:48:34-04:00 2010-06-14T11:48:34-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>The reality is never as great as the fictional story. THAT SCARY PLACE - Rating: 3.3/5,2007-01-01:105906 2010-06-09T14:30:13-04:00 2010-06-09T14:30:13-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Doesnt seem too scary when its your home.<br>Yeah thats right you are going to die. YOUR NEST EGG - Rating: 3.3/5,2007-01-01:105905 2010-06-09T14:28:31-04:00 2010-06-09T14:28:31-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Finally hatched unfortunatly it was stillborn.<br>Sorry pal you are broke. CENTIPEDE - Rating: 4/5,2007-01-01:105899 2010-06-09T12:40:42-04:00 2010-06-09T12:40:42-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>The reality is not as sweet as the videogame was. CAT FOOD 1957 - Rating: 4.6/5,2007-01-01:105897 2010-06-09T11:57:56-04:00 2010-06-09T11:57:56-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Back before people really cared for their pets they were on their own<br>for finding their dinner. HAM SANDWICHES - Rating: 3.5/5,2007-01-01:105749 2010-06-08T15:00:14-04:00 2010-06-08T15:00:14-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>I like them extra Hammy on the Sabbath. MURDER VICTIMS - Rating: 2.5/5,2007-01-01:105748 2010-06-08T14:55:34-04:00 2010-06-08T14:55:34-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Usually know there killers. SOLITUDE - Rating: 4.2/5,2007-01-01:105747 2010-06-08T14:54:20-04:00 2010-06-08T14:54:20-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>I have come to realize that there is no such thing as Solitude.<br>The laughing voice in my head follows me everywhere. MY LITTLE MYTHICAL PONY - Rating: 3.7/5,2007-01-01:105746 2010-06-08T14:51:10-04:00 2010-06-08T14:51:10-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Lets face it with inner city kids this is as close to reality as they get. KNIFE TIME - Rating: 2.9/5,2007-01-01:105745 2010-06-08T14:46:59-04:00 2010-06-08T14:46:59-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>When anger overwhelms caution.<br>Hopefully Cops is filming too. VIKINGS FANS - Rating: 3.4/5,2007-01-01:105652 2010-06-07T15:25:19-04:00 2010-06-07T15:25:19-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Are big babies. Or is it have big Babies DINNER MENU FOR CATS - Rating: 3.8/5,2007-01-01:105650 2010-06-07T15:23:46-04:00 2010-06-07T15:23:46-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Unfortunately in regards to the large ones we are on the Menu. WHEN LIONS ATTACK - Rating: 3.7/5,2007-01-01:105645 2010-06-07T15:03:23-04:00 2010-06-07T15:03:23-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>You better hope your affairs are all in order. THE 151 - Rating: 3.8/5,2007-01-01:105637 2010-06-07T14:41:37-04:00 2010-06-07T14:41:37-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>When time is a factor and you need to be drunk NOW the 151. I SEE THE LIGHT - Rating: 4/5,2007-01-01:105632 2010-06-07T13:49:43-04:00 2010-06-07T13:49:43-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>The bridge was commissioned by the Vatican.<br>We can see what they had on their minds. EJECT BEFORE YOU CRASH INTO THE CROWD - Rating: 4.3/5,2007-01-01:105305 2010-06-04T10:52:58-04:00 2010-06-04T10:52:58-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Oh and Goose watch out for the windshield. OPPORTUNITY - Rating: 3.8/5,2007-01-01:105303 2010-06-04T10:50:10-04:00 2010-06-04T10:50:10-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>You miss 100 of the shots you dont take. 2 MUSTANGS - Rating: 4.4/5,2007-01-01:105297 2010-06-04T09:54:58-04:00 2010-06-04T09:54:58-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>One Tool. BUDDHISM - Rating: 3.2/5,2007-01-01:105136 2010-06-03T08:01:27-04:00 2010-06-03T08:01:27-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Basically be nice or you will be an insect in your next life.<br>Oh and dont squish that mosquito it may be your bad uncle Jeff. MY LAST SUBMISSIONS - Rating: 3.5/5,2007-01-01:105020 2010-06-02T06:59:03-04:00 2010-06-02T06:59:03-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Crashed and Burned. FIRESTORM - Rating: 3.3/5,2007-01-01:105018 2010-06-02T06:53:52-04:00 2010-06-02T06:53:52-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Not just a comic book hero anymore. GUATEMALA CITY - Rating: 2.9/5,2007-01-01:104924 2010-06-01T12:14:57-04:00 2010-06-01T12:14:57-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Is really the pits. THE MONKEY ON YOUR BACK - Rating: 2.9/5,2007-01-01:104915 2010-06-01T10:39:53-04:00 2010-06-01T10:39:53-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Finally caught the smoking addiction too. NICOTINE - Rating: 2.5/5,2007-01-01:104914 2010-06-01T10:38:21-04:00 2010-06-01T10:38:21-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>No such thing as too much of a good thing. COSTUMES - Rating: 2.3/5,2007-01-01:104908 2010-06-01T08:48:41-04:00 2010-06-01T08:48:41-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>For the bed wetters the jet setters and the better chedders.<br>No two werewolves are exactly alike. SIGMUND FREUD - Rating: 3.8/5,2007-01-01:104907 2010-06-01T08:45:42-04:00 2010-06-01T08:45:42-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar... RIP GARY COLEMAN - Rating: 2.3/5,2007-01-01:104536 2010-05-28T16:04:09-04:00 2010-05-28T16:04:09-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>February 8th 1968 May 28th 2010. DEEP SEA FRIENDS - Rating: 2.4/5,2007-01-01:104529 2010-05-28T14:54:48-04:00 2010-05-28T14:54:48-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>I never thought the Redwings would lose at home.<br>The new Winger was unstopable. ATTITUDE - Rating: 3.4/5,2007-01-01:104511 2010-05-28T12:31:16-04:00 2010-05-28T12:31:16-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>The Positive thinker sees the invisible feels the intangible<br>and achieves the impossible. SUCCESS - Rating: 4.1/5,2007-01-01:104436 2010-05-27T16:09:19-04:00 2010-05-27T16:09:19-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Some people dream of success. While others wake up and work hard at it. SUCCESS - Rating: 2.1/5,2007-01-01:104434 2010-05-27T16:06:31-04:00 2010-05-27T16:06:31-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Success is a journey not a destination CREATIVITY - Rating: 3.8/5,2007-01-01:104420 2010-05-27T14:26:25-04:00 2010-05-27T14:26:25-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>A struggle for improvement IMPROVEMENT - Rating: 3.7/5,2007-01-01:104419 2010-05-27T14:25:08-04:00 2010-05-27T14:25:08-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Change for the better HAPPINESS AND SUCCESS - Rating: 3.7/5,2007-01-01:104416 2010-05-27T13:55:52-04:00 2010-05-27T13:55:52-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>The key to happiness is having dreams.<br>The key to success is making dreams come true. SOLAR FLARES - Rating: 2.7/5,2007-01-01:104397 2010-05-27T08:10:59-04:00 2010-05-27T08:10:59-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Activity on the Sun that may one day seal our doom. STUNT MAN - Rating: 2.8/5,2007-01-01:104393 2010-05-27T07:26:13-04:00 2010-05-27T07:26:13-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Now Stunted growth man. PRISON - Rating: 3/5,2007-01-01:104290 2010-05-26T15:50:28-04:00 2010-05-26T15:50:28-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>When there is no other option prison will take you in.<br>You just might be taking in a few things of your own. THE MESSIAH - Rating: 2.2/5,2007-01-01:104288 2010-05-26T15:44:50-04:00 2010-05-26T15:44:50-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>After 2000 years a few things got lost in translation. BIKERS - Rating: 1.8/5,2007-01-01:104284 2010-05-26T15:37:03-04:00 2010-05-26T15:37:03-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>The Hillbillies of the highways. FROG JESUS BLESSINGS - Rating: 1.4/5,2007-01-01:104280 2010-05-26T15:31:44-04:00 2010-05-26T15:31:44-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Bestowed upon you for swerving to avoid the toad in the road. FINAL THOUGHTS - Rating: 3.3/5,2007-01-01:104276 2010-05-26T15:25:20-04:00 2010-05-26T15:25:20-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>She said Pamplona is a beautiful city famous for their wine.<br>Also famous for the running of the bulls.<br>Then my head was trampled like a grape. SUMMER TEETH - Rating: 3.6/5,2007-01-01:104264 2010-05-26T13:39:19-04:00 2010-05-26T13:39:19-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Summer teeth are there summer teeth are gone. THE BATCAVE - Rating: 3.4/5,2007-01-01:104253 2010-05-26T13:01:56-04:00 2010-05-26T13:01:56-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Always seemed cooler in the comics. FEAR OF FALLING - Rating: 2.8/5,2007-01-01:104251 2010-05-26T12:56:26-04:00 2010-05-26T12:56:26-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Is most clearly recognized in the moment. BULLWINKLE - Rating: 3.2/5,2007-01-01:104108 2010-05-25T13:15:46-04:00 2010-05-25T13:15:46-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Things went south for the moose after the rabbit he pulled out of his hat<br>turned out to be a lion and ate Rocky. DEATH - Rating: 3.2/5,2007-01-01:104107 2010-05-25T13:13:44-04:00 2010-05-25T13:13:44-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>The final act of humankind.<br>Deaths embrace beckons you sooner if you are a greybeard. SERGEANT BOB - Rating: 3.9/5,2007-01-01:104106 2010-05-25T13:11:34-04:00 2010-05-25T13:11:34-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>I always thought of Spongebob as more of a Navy man. POUND PUPPIES - Rating: 3.8/5,2007-01-01:104084 2010-05-25T07:12:12-04:00 2010-05-25T07:12:12-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Make way for 300 pound doggies. PRARIE DOG HOME COMPANION - Rating: 3.6/5,2007-01-01:104082 2010-05-25T06:56:30-04:00 2010-05-25T06:56:30-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Zero gravity dirt rodent battle. LAW AND ORDER R.I.P. - Rating: 3/5,2007-01-01:104081 2010-05-25T06:54:08-04:00 2010-05-25T06:54:08-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>September 13th 1990 to May 24th 2010.<br>Long may you live in syndication. SHE MARCHES TO THE BEAT - Rating: 3.1/5,2007-01-01:103985 2010-05-24T15:07:38-04:00 2010-05-24T15:07:38-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Of her own drum set. She just cant reach the pedals yet. ESCAPE FROM ALCATRAZ - Rating: 3.8/5,2007-01-01:103980 2010-05-24T14:46:34-04:00 2010-05-24T14:46:34-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Fritz would be no dogs prison bitch anymore. WOLF IN SHEEPS CLOTHING - Rating: 3.9/5,2007-01-01:103977 2010-05-24T14:39:23-04:00 2010-05-24T14:39:23-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Much like my exgirlfriend. TODAYS CATCH - Rating: 3.5/5,2007-01-01:103976 2010-05-24T14:37:44-04:00 2010-05-24T14:37:44-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>A little oilier than before. BEAR SLOWDANCE - Rating: 3.2/5,2007-01-01:103974 2010-05-24T14:34:24-04:00 2010-05-24T14:34:24-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Step on my foot one more time Yogi and Ill rip your arms off. YOUR SHIP - Rating: 4.5/5,2007-01-01:103969 2010-05-24T13:35:07-04:00 2010-05-24T13:35:07-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Finally came in but got tired of waiting for you. FOR THE LOVE OF AN OCTOPUS - Rating: 2.9/5,2007-01-01:103963 2010-05-24T13:18:21-04:00 2010-05-24T13:18:21-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Keith will go to the depths of the oceans for his one true love. FLUORESCENT BULBS - Rating: 3.1/5,2007-01-01:103957 2010-05-24T13:00:58-04:00 2010-05-24T13:00:58-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>An integral part of any good hardcore wrestling match. GIVE ME A KISS - Rating: 2.2/5,2007-01-01:103952 2010-05-24T12:48:53-04:00 2010-05-24T12:48:53-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>No way You have horsey breath. WOODLAND DEMONS - Rating: 3.7/5,2007-01-01:103817 2010-05-23T14:26:00-04:00 2010-05-23T14:26:00-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Sometimes the joys of being outside are disturbed<br>by the creatures that inhabit the woods. NAZKA LINES - Rating: 3.8/5,2007-01-01:103644 2010-05-21T13:15:28-04:00 2010-05-21T13:15:28-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>The same as a Bat Signal for Aliens. FORREST CREATURES - Rating: 3.2/5,2007-01-01:103641 2010-05-21T13:13:09-04:00 2010-05-21T13:13:09-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Gumps little pals. PORK - Rating: 2.6/5,2007-01-01:103540 2010-05-20T16:06:11-04:00 2010-05-20T16:06:11-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Formerly known as Porky Pig. STITCHES - Rating: 2.8/5,2007-01-01:103539 2010-05-20T16:04:56-04:00 2010-05-20T16:04:56-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>What Snitches get. FLESH WOUNDS - Rating: 3.1/5,2007-01-01:103537 2010-05-20T15:59:24-04:00 2010-05-20T15:59:24-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>I say jolly old fellow it is merely a scrape. THE ELEVENTH COMMANDMENT - Rating: 4.2/5,2007-01-01:103519 2010-05-20T14:33:27-04:00 2010-05-20T14:33:27-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Moses says Motifake at work Naughty Fake at home. PETROGLYPHS - Rating: 2.9/5,2007-01-01:103355 2010-05-19T12:57:02-04:00 2010-05-19T12:57:02-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Ancient doodles meant to confuse<br>Or cave men trying to amuse. SOUP KITCHEN - Rating: 3/5,2007-01-01:103354 2010-05-19T12:52:16-04:00 2010-05-19T12:52:16-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Serving Strangers everyday. Just dont ask what happened to Paul. HEY MA - Rating: 3.6/5,2007-01-01:103353 2010-05-19T12:49:36-04:00 2010-05-19T12:49:36-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Look at me I am playing with my whisker ball. MICKEY MOUSE - Rating: 2.5/5,2007-01-01:103352 2010-05-19T12:48:13-04:00 2010-05-19T12:48:13-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Got taken out by the Pied Piper. REMEMBERING - Rating: 3.9/5,2007-01-01:103348 2010-05-19T12:38:24-04:00 2010-05-19T12:38:24-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>When Brit was a hot high schooler and not a head shaving mother of 2. OLD YELLER - Rating: 4/5,2007-01-01:103344 2010-05-19T11:58:57-04:00 2010-05-19T11:58:57-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>The sequel was a bust. CONAN THE BEARDED MAN - Rating: 3.7/5,2007-01-01:103340 2010-05-19T11:54:39-04:00 2010-05-19T11:54:39-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>He wears a beard better than Jay and looks unemployed. ROVER - Rating: 3.7/5,2007-01-01:103197 2010-05-18T14:42:47-04:00 2010-05-18T14:42:47-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>I cant believe they turned him into a cookie TERMINATOR 1 - Rating: 3/5,2007-01-01:103195 2010-05-18T14:40:28-04:00 2010-05-18T14:40:28-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Cyberdyne Systems has breached the limits between Man and Machine. DEMON HORSE OF DENVER - Rating: 3.7/5,2007-01-01:103193 2010-05-18T14:37:22-04:00 2010-05-18T14:37:22-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>This is what you first see landing in Denver International Airport.<br>I mean we know the Broncos suck and all but really DOG BITES - Rating: 3.1/5,2007-01-01:103187 2010-05-18T14:26:33-04:00 2010-05-18T14:26:33-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>It is usually the other way around. TJ HOOKER - Rating: 3.3/5,2007-01-01:103060 2010-05-17T14:55:27-04:00 2010-05-17T14:55:27-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Sorry ladies hes not a prostitute.<br>But he will do anything for money these days. HORSING AROUND - Rating: 4.5/5,2007-01-01:103051 2010-05-17T13:24:24-04:00 2010-05-17T13:24:24-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>It was a good time until Rover tried stealing some of Eds sugar cubes. REAL HUNGER - Rating: 4/5,2007-01-01:103039 2010-05-17T12:51:21-04:00 2010-05-17T12:51:21-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Is when the bread you were going to eat is ready to eat you. DHALSIM YOGA INSTRUCTOR - Rating: 2.8/5,2007-01-01:103036 2010-05-17T11:23:18-04:00 2010-05-17T11:23:18-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Teaching us thru Yoga how to harness nature and turn it against itself. DIO - Rating: 2.9/5,2007-01-01:103016 2010-05-17T07:35:12-04:00 2010-05-17T07:35:12-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>The Flame has died. Is it heaven or hell for RJD ALZHEIMERS - Rating: 3.5/5,2007-01-01:103015 2010-05-17T07:32:08-04:00 2010-05-17T07:32:08-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>When your parents get their revenge for all the times<br>they had to change your diapers. STREET FIGHTER 2 WANNABES - Rating: 2.9/5,2007-01-01:102693 2010-05-14T12:19:32-04:00 2010-05-14T12:19:32-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Everyone was having a good time until Blanka Electrocuted everybody. YOUR TV - Rating: 1.9/5,2007-01-01:102579 2010-05-13T16:16:18-04:00 2010-05-13T16:16:18-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Or your teeth. THE AFTERMATH - Rating: 2.5/5,2007-01-01:102578 2010-05-13T16:15:23-04:00 2010-05-13T16:15:23-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>This is what it looks like AFTER shooting fish in a barrel. MWAH HA HA HA - Rating: 2.8/5,2007-01-01:102573 2010-05-13T16:07:49-04:00 2010-05-13T16:07:49-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Stop hitting yourself junior. RESIDENT EVIL 12 - Rating: 2.9/5,2007-01-01:102572 2010-05-13T16:06:39-04:00 2010-05-13T16:06:39-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Quick Jill grab the lantern while I shoot these zombie fish. GODS GIFT - Rating: 2.1/5,2007-01-01:102570 2010-05-13T16:04:03-04:00 2010-05-13T16:04:03-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>I caught my kids covered in brownie mix.<br>I thought it was cute until I realized it was poop. EGYPTIAN HIEROGLYPHICS - Rating: 3.3/5,2007-01-01:102539 2010-05-13T12:40:40-04:00 2010-05-13T12:40:40-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>The new symbol for tools everywhere. HOME SCHOOLING - Rating: 4.3/5,2007-01-01:102534 2010-05-13T12:23:57-04:00 2010-05-13T12:23:57-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Ensuring the next generation of social cripples. WHIPLASH - Rating: 3/5,2007-01-01:102533 2010-05-13T12:21:53-04:00 2010-05-13T12:21:53-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>I will give you five minutes to quit whipping me<br>you dirty man you. WEIRD PEOPLE - Rating: 2.7/5,2007-01-01:102197 2010-05-11T13:51:39-04:00 2010-05-11T13:51:39-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Take pictures like this. DOG GHANDI IT - Rating: 2.1/5,2007-01-01:102191 2010-05-11T13:40:14-04:00 2010-05-11T13:40:14-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Yeah thats all I got. HINDU PARABLES - Rating: 3.5/5,2007-01-01:102190 2010-05-11T13:35:55-04:00 2010-05-11T13:35:55-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>You know the one with the sea beasts and the elephant right TORNADOS - Rating: 4.1/5,2007-01-01:102189 2010-05-11T13:33:09-04:00 2010-05-11T13:33:09-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Great for the news bad for the trailer homes. TORNADO MAGIC - Rating: 2.7/5,2007-01-01:102164 2010-05-11T11:41:25-04:00 2010-05-11T11:41:25-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Linda knew she summoned too powerful of a wind demon to control. BOBO ATTACKS - Rating: 2.8/5,2007-01-01:102162 2010-05-11T11:39:33-04:00 2010-05-11T11:39:33-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>As the trainer felt his legs slowly consumed by Bobo<br>he knew he should have fed him those peanuts earlier. LIONS AND TIGERS OH MY - Rating: 4.3/5,2007-01-01:102161 2010-05-11T11:32:56-04:00 2010-05-11T11:32:56-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>If the Lion is the female they will have a Tion if the tiger is the female<br>they will have a Liger. If they are both female<br>well folks we will have a cat fight. TRUCKING - Rating: 2.9/5,2007-01-01:102157 2010-05-11T10:59:51-04:00 2010-05-11T10:59:51-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>A lot of fun until someone drops their load on your cab. ELEPHANTS GONE WILD - Rating: 2.7/5,2007-01-01:102155 2010-05-11T10:46:10-04:00 2010-05-11T10:46:10-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Throw them some beads and watch them go buck wild. RESTAURANT PARKING - Rating: 2.6/5,2007-01-01:102033 2010-05-10T17:06:57-04:00 2010-05-10T17:06:57-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>As bad as the food POLAR BEAR MUNCHIES - Rating: 3.8/5,2007-01-01:101995 2010-05-10T13:43:46-04:00 2010-05-10T13:43:46-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Also happen to be crunchy HERBIE VS GENERAL LEE - Rating: 3.6/5,2007-01-01:101994 2010-05-10T13:42:12-04:00 2010-05-10T13:42:12-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Looks like the Duke boys finally got what was coming to them. I SAID NOW - Rating: 3.4/5,2007-01-01:101975 2010-05-10T11:24:45-04:00 2010-05-10T11:24:45-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Eagles are so demanding. DOG PARK - Rating: 2.8/5,2007-01-01:101974 2010-05-10T11:23:19-04:00 2010-05-10T11:23:19-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Where you can let your dog of its leash KANGAROO POWER - Rating: 3/5,2007-01-01:101967 2010-05-10T09:49:42-04:00 2010-05-10T09:49:42-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Little known fact about kangaroos They have<br>Telekenetic powers see floating camera. SWIMMING POOLS - Rating: 2.4/5,2007-01-01:101953 2010-05-10T07:51:36-04:00 2010-05-10T07:51:36-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>A lot of fun until someone sits on the drain. CHILDREN - Rating: 3/5,2007-01-01:101580 2010-05-07T13:35:10-04:00 2010-05-07T13:35:10-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Dont make them when you are drunk. THUNDERCATS - Rating: 2.4/5,2007-01-01:101569 2010-05-07T13:02:19-04:00 2010-05-07T13:02:19-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>There was something very phalic with the way<br>that sword grew when Liono needed it to. BEFORE HEAVY METAL - Rating: 2.3/5,2007-01-01:101563 2010-05-07T12:45:26-04:00 2010-05-07T12:45:26-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>There was the Defender of the Universe VOLTRON ONIONS - Rating: 3.5/5,2007-01-01:101562 2010-05-07T12:20:52-04:00 2010-05-07T12:20:52-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Much like humans when you peel back the<br>layers it makes you cry. REVERSE VENTRILOQUIST - Rating: 2.4/5,2007-01-01:101549 2010-05-07T10:51:30-04:00 2010-05-07T10:51:30-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Its all fun and games until you realize<br>that you are the dummy. VACATION - Rating: 4.3/5,2007-01-01:101536 2010-05-07T08:02:07-04:00 2010-05-07T08:02:07-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Where your boss cant call you and there is no alarm. GODZILLA VS KING KONG - Rating: 2.4/5,2007-01-01:101535 2010-05-07T07:59:35-04:00 2010-05-07T07:59:35-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Or is it King Kong VS Godzilla<br>You be the judge on the next Giant Monster Versus. E. HONDA - Rating: 2.3/5,2007-01-01:101454 2010-05-06T14:50:52-04:00 2010-05-06T14:50:52-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Slapping around Street Fighter wannabes since 1993. MARIO AND LUIGI - Rating: 2.5/5,2007-01-01:101428 2010-05-06T12:20:05-04:00 2010-05-06T12:20:05-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Just not cool in real life. PRISON BREAK - Rating: 3.4/5,2007-01-01:101237 2010-05-05T12:09:47-04:00 2010-05-05T12:09:47-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Bobo wont be balancing on any more balls for the circus. LEVITATION - Rating: 2.6/5,2007-01-01:101230 2010-05-05T11:52:02-04:00 2010-05-05T11:52:02-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Best achieved thru hallucination. ALCOHOL - Rating: 2.3/5,2007-01-01:101228 2010-05-05T11:47:08-04:00 2010-05-05T11:47:08-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>It even makes old people seem interesting. ALCOHOL - Rating: 2.5/5,2007-01-01:101227 2010-05-05T11:34:46-04:00 2010-05-05T11:34:46-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Making the lamest motifakes funny since<br>well since I opened this beer. FEED THE DUCKS - Rating: 2.1/5,2007-01-01:101224 2010-05-05T11:26:10-04:00 2010-05-05T11:26:10-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Shoot the homeless. BEFORE IRON MAN - Rating: 3.1/5,2007-01-01:101035 2010-05-04T14:20:03-04:00 2010-05-04T14:20:03-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>There was Iron Lung. APPARITION - Rating: 3.2/5,2007-01-01:100407 2010-04-29T23:58:30-04:00 2010-04-29T23:58:30-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Also known as your Grandma stopping over to say hi to you from the other side. PUPPY LOVE - Rating: 3.9/5,2007-01-01:100403 2010-04-29T23:47:25-04:00 2010-04-29T23:47:25-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>What started out as puppy love has now grown into something much bigger. MOSQUITO BITES - Rating: 2.3/5,2007-01-01:100195 2010-04-28T14:07:17-04:00 2010-04-28T14:07:17-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Much worse for little kids. MISTER ED - Rating: 2.7/5,2007-01-01:100192 2010-04-28T13:43:15-04:00 2010-04-28T13:43:15-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Wont be making any more appearances. NAVIGATION - Rating: 3.1/5,2007-01-01:100169 2010-04-28T12:22:14-04:00 2010-04-28T12:22:14-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Sometimes a map will just help you get even further lost. SHMOKE - Rating: 2.2/5,2007-01-01:99872 2010-04-25T17:29:48-04:00 2010-04-25T17:29:48-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>When cigarettes just wont do it for you anymore there is Shmoke. CHICKEN HAWK - Rating: 3/5,2007-01-01:98619 2010-04-16T12:04:20-04:00 2010-04-16T12:04:20-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Looks like Foghorn Leghorn couldnt keep you safe from the Colonol. PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING - Rating: 2.5/5,2007-01-01:98470 2010-04-15T12:01:52-04:00 2010-04-15T12:01:52-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Really just two people pretending to<br>hurt one another and hide just how much they are turned on by rubbing there<br>sweaty half naked flesh on each other. HONDAS - Rating: 2.9/5,2007-01-01:98184 2010-04-13T07:18:19-04:00 2010-04-13T07:18:19-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Just like Harleys but not nearly as cool ESCAPE - Rating: 3.2/5,2007-01-01:96399 2010-03-30T14:41:11-04:00 2010-03-30T14:41:11-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>There will be none for you back in the box gimp. BY THE POWER OF GREY SKULL - Rating: 2/5,2007-01-01:96348 2010-03-30T10:47:48-04:00 2010-03-30T10:47:48-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>I have the power....of microsoft paint