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Chef - Oct 3, 2010 12:49am, #196569


Thanks... I had a lot of fun with the tattoo thing



Chef - Jul 9, 2010 12:58pm, #183810


HA!!! Thanks Airman, needed a chuckle... 5 L in crayon!



Chef - Jul 7, 2010 6:34pm, #183642


The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' (I found it!) but 'That's funny ...'



Chef - Jul 7, 2010 6:15pm, #183637


could be cress, could be alfalfa...



Chef - Jul 7, 2010 3:14pm, #183609


Nice... I just might... NAW!



Chef - Jul 7, 2010 2:33pm, #183599


Thanks Face... The sci-fi theme from a slightly skewed perspective (I hope)



Chef - Jun 30, 2010 4:59pm, #182698


Not you Chompers, your creepy clown followers!



Chef - Jun 30, 2010 4:37pm, #182694


What happened?



Chef - Jun 30, 2010 3:36pm, #182690


From my upcoming book, "101 things you can do with a cat BEFORE you cook them."



Chef - Jun 30, 2010 3:08pm, #182689


Thanks Trashy, that means alot... I had a lot of difficulty getting it that clear.



Chef - Jun 30, 2010 3:06pm, #182688


I only have about 1.5 days aweek to make posters, soooo, I gotta do a bunch at a time. Sad that I miss so many tribute days... I hope I am forgiven someday.



Chef - Jun 24, 2010 5:55pm, #181575


Sorry man... I just lost mine alittle while ago, after 14 years... Sucked.



Chef - Jun 24, 2010 4:12pm, #181552


Thanks Airman... I don't understand the 1L bombers but I have accepted them... I almost NEVER give less then a 3... and if I do I leave a message to explain WHY.



Chef - Jun 24, 2010 4:01pm, #181547


On that subject... what's a "good" avg rating? I seem to lose .1 points every night...



Chef - Jun 22, 2010 5:47pm, #181262


The motivator of demotivators! The cause of and cure to all life's problems! And the architect of soooo much fapping material... we're not worthy...



Chef - Jun 22, 2010 5:43pm, #181257


Don't mention it... I would vote for ya! The Thomas Jefferson of creepy clowns!



Chef - Jun 22, 2010 4:14pm, #181228


Thanks... I miss the Dude, I am sure he abideth, but I NEVER miss Bacon!!



Chef - Jun 22, 2010 3:42pm, #181207


Nicely played man... Speed AND burn in one amazing poster! You get 5 Lions... 1 for each Frat Finger raised



Chef - Jun 16, 2010 4:43pm, #180563


ARRRRRGH! Out, out d*** EYES!!! 5 Blind Ls



Chef - Jun 16, 2010 4:32pm, #180562


Shouldn't it be, "Llamas en el automóvil de puta madre" 5 mobile Llamas



Chef - Jun 15, 2010 3:50pm, #180480


I have to cram all my tributes in on Monday-Wednesday cuz I can't even touch a computer when I am working... I miss all the fun!



Chef - Jun 14, 2010 8:33pm, #180375


Ummm... thanks Iceman



Chef - Jun 10, 2010 1:32am, #179753


Yeah... she told me about it... I don't blame you, power is a strong aphrodisiac... probably not that strong, but still...



Chef - Jun 9, 2010 7:58pm, #179686


Bart,Culos,RSJake,Spacedog,cubby,Haar,BoneCD,Sickartist,Iceman,Capnkangaroo,Phydeaux,Canada,Rerun,Airman,pieman,Logicdude,Moo+,TOC,Greyscorpion,Aggy



Chef - Jun 9, 2010 7:18pm, #179679


Ohhhh Iceman... how cold!



Chef - Jun 9, 2010 6:55pm, #179677


Can't MofiFake when I am working so I gotta get my tributes out while I can... and yes... kinda...



Chef - Jun 9, 2010 6:00pm, #179675


Ahhhh... I can't really cook when I am wearing pants... They bind me in my special place!



Chef - Jun 9, 2010 5:46pm, #179673


Oh... I heard it was the pink Piccolo! 5 flesh tone Ls



Chef - Jun 9, 2010 5:43pm, #179671


Two of my heroes, Groucho and Airman! 5 Harpo Honks!



Chef - Jun 9, 2010 5:42pm, #179670


I DID design it but my name isn't Boyardee



Chef - Jun 9, 2010 2:40pm, #179661


Foster Brooks? Funny as hell! Oh god, I let my age show again huh?



Chef - Jun 9, 2010 2:18am, #179562


Made with sonic vodka I hope!



Chef - Jun 9, 2010 1:25am, #179560


Quick... find a staircase!



Chef - Jun 9, 2010 1:20am, #179559


But spam for one? Spam is for SHARING!



Chef - Jun 8, 2010 5:27pm, #179501


No... and I am afraid to feel the pelt growing up her legs! SHUDDER!!!



Chef - Jun 7, 2010 5:08pm, #179416


Sniff... 5Ls Pie... and 7 friends I won't see again



Chef - Jun 7, 2010 4:47pm, #179412


Thanks Cubby... high praise indeed!



Chef - Jun 7, 2010 1:47am, #179364


Thanks... Then I will refrain from farting in your general direction!



Chef - Jun 7, 2010 1:04am, #179359


Really…is it controversial? Did this poster anger or distress you? You shouldn’t judge others by your own sense of morality or tastes. I do not practice necrophilia but other may enjoy it, and let’s face it, who are they hurting?



Chef - Jun 7, 2010 12:58am, #179357


Thanks... your comment smells of elderberries.



Chef - Jun 7, 2010 12:55am, #179356


Thanks! I saw the pic and heard the voice instantly... If only I could find a good Stimpy pic... sigh



Chef - Jun 3, 2010 6:40pm, #178962


Aye and double AYE!



Chef - Jun 3, 2010 6:11pm, #178953


Beautiful



Chef - Jun 3, 2010 5:45pm, #178949


Vince? Nah, I am Irish not albino! And if I hadda couple a friends with me I could take on 2 h***ers like the one who kicked his lil a**!



Chef - Jun 3, 2010 5:30pm, #178946


Kinda... except I am not that fat, I am not Italian, and I don't have a beard...



Chef - Jun 3, 2010 5:19pm, #178942


Ahhhhh, my first tribute! Sniff... thanks Airman! Sniff (and it looks exactly like me too!)



Chef - Jun 3, 2010 4:12pm, #178937


"Lawn darts" are just 2 unrelated words, a boy with a .22 rifle is a serious threat of mass murder, G.I. Joe is a little tiny action figure or a bad movie... 5 sad L



Chef - Jun 2, 2010 6:51pm, #178893


That is probably a VERY interesting story... Burning G. I. Joe, board with nail, 15 year old Jake, was there booze involved?



Chef - Jun 2, 2010 6:46pm, #178891


And that was when G.I. Joe was BIG! That was alot of burning plastic!



Chef - Jun 2, 2010 6:34pm, #178887


Oh...okay then... At least I didn't use the fencepost-in-the-groin picture!



Chef - Jun 2, 2010 6:31pm, #178885


What does THAT mean?



Chef - Jun 2, 2010 6:21pm, #178882


Anyone remember the movie, "The Jerk"? Will this lead to a cross-eyed populace with lawsuits galore?



Chef - Jun 2, 2010 5:38pm, #178877


Nice Haiku Cubby It keeps my mouth watering Sprinkled on my wife



Chef - Jun 2, 2010 4:06pm, #178871


Thanks... I wanted one with a hippy but I couldn't find one.



Chef - Jun 2, 2010 3:51pm, #178868


Wait til you see what he uses for a BELT!



Chef - Jun 2, 2010 1:25am, #178794


It tastes like a rainbow in the dark and sounds like purpose... feels kinda like an optical illusion or a me***hor...



Chef - May 20, 2010 2:27pm, #176907


Thanks... I won't stoop to low humor... see, no blenders!



Chef - May 20, 2010 2:03am, #176842


Nice... I am listening to Chieftains, Dubliners, and a little Pogue Mahone right now.



Chef - May 20, 2010 1:55am, #176836


What Irish groups?



Chef - May 20, 2010 1:33am, #176825


If some humans did I wouldn't have to sit in traffic for so long...



Chef - May 20, 2010 1:08am, #176822


You ever heard a h**wheel track swung at full angry mom speed? The sound was almost worse than the impact!



Chef - May 20, 2010 12:54am, #176820


Yeah... not a good idea with my mother... she once hit me with my own h**wheel track!!!



Chef - May 20, 2010 12:45am, #176818


Thanks! I found the Mother subject far easier then the b**** please...



Chef - May 19, 2010 3:51pm, #176726


Don't I know it! My mother did that to me... only with raccoons... took me 11 years to get home again... what a sense of humor that woman had! 5 therapy sessions!



Chef - May 19, 2010 3:48pm, #176725


Fern Gully? What kinda new-fangled thing is THAT?



Chef - May 19, 2010 2:09pm, #176716


Thanks... I love that picture... kinda cute and disgusting at the same time... but as a chef I can't help wondering... with lots of garlic and b***er... mmmmmmm



Chef - May 19, 2010 12:52am, #176632


He he he... what has been seen cannot be UNseen!



Chef - May 18, 2010 9:55pm, #176592


You mean you wouldn't order it in my restaurant? Sniff... And it was a tribute...



Chef - May 18, 2010 6:41pm, #176549


I was just wondering if the comment was a VERY clever joke about OCD day... or something else



Chef - May 18, 2010 6:36pm, #176545


Yes I know it is... but the joke doesn't work if you substitute "Effects pedal" in the poster...



Chef - May 18, 2010 12:55am, #176506


Thank you...



Chef - May 18, 2010 12:42am, #176503


How do I find out what the theme for the day is?



Chef - May 18, 2010 12:08am, #176496


Hmmmmm.... fumes are good...



Chef - May 17, 2010 11:59pm, #176493


And that's where he evolved his plan... fake his death then begin his conquest of mankind... with cute mutant monsters! mwahahahahaha



Chef - May 17, 2010 4:53pm, #176358


For some reason I have been in a Mickey Mouse Mood... think I have some kinda fever...



Chef - May 17, 2010 1:15am, #176237


Ya know, that guy is right... I am ashamed of my self, making a comment like that about these three... After all the people that have DIED over the teachings of Mickey Mouse... sigh



Chef - May 13, 2010 7:21pm, #175921


No... the picture makes perfect sense, I mean I have pictures the TEXT could be referring TO.



Chef - May 13, 2010 7:13pm, #175919


Ah ***bs, is there anything they can't do?



Chef - May 13, 2010 6:43pm, #175908


Awesome! 5Ls... is elmo taking the dart out or pushing it in?



Chef - May 13, 2010 6:42pm, #175907


Ain't that the truth! I have an enormous folder filled with pictures like that!



Chef - May 13, 2010 6:40pm, #175906


5 L's for making my girl laugh out loud...



Chef - May 13, 2010 6:04pm, #175903


Thank you! 2 of the 3 most recognized advertising icons of the 20th century!



Chef - May 13, 2010 6:02pm, #175902


Woohoo!!! Bonus points! Can I trade em in for LIONS?



Chef - May 13, 2010 5:59pm, #175900


They are the MODs keeping track of your comments and notifying your boss about your viewing history... that or some Wall Street thingy...



Chef - May 13, 2010 5:53pm, #175897


This is true... however, in the biz we have a saying, kinda like lipstick on a pig, that a plate of **** with some parsley and a lemon wedge, is still a plate of ****!



Chef - May 12, 2010 12:37pm, #175789


Ummm... question... Next to the Creator label it has an actual email account... could people of a certain belief system use this to identify someone? Seems like SOME PEOPLE don't like their motives questio... never mind! *walks away quickly whistling..



Chef - May 11, 2010 11:05pm, #175733


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH



Chef - May 11, 2010 7:41pm, #175693


Yeah... I slow roast elephant garlic in olive oil over night so it spreads like warm b***er... mmmmmmm



Chef - May 11, 2010 7:34pm, #175691


Main Course tonight is a 1 pound Mojo New York strip with chimichurri, a 40 count sea salt and cracked pepper rubbed Idaho baked potato and garlic roasted baby asparagus... wanna know the dessert?



Chef - May 11, 2010 6:12pm, #175685


Spiderbull? Ouch... gonna make the running of the bulls pretty interesting...



Chef - May 11, 2010 5:35pm, #175682


Oooooo... that was my 100th! Now what happens? Medications? Special canvas jacket?



Chef - May 11, 2010 4:53pm, #175677


Made of scared people?



Chef - May 11, 2010 4:51pm, #175675


Bolony (bologna) made of PEOPLE!!!



Chef - May 11, 2010 4:02pm, #175666


Soylent polony is made of PEOPLE!!!



Chef - May 11, 2010 4:01pm, #175665


Five (L)aughs... wow... we're old huh



Chef - May 11, 2010 1:56pm, #175656


This STILL makes me laugh evertime I see it... I DO want to see him eat it... anyone have that pic?



Chef - May 11, 2010 12:43pm, #175642


Sir Terence David John Pratchett, OBE. As of December 2007 had sold more than 55 million books worldwide. He was appointed Officer of the Order of the British Empire (OBE) "for services to literature" in 1998. He was knighted in 2009. Obscure?



Chef - May 11, 2010 12:33am, #175529


And lo, he did also say ****... and soiled his pants! 5L



Chef - May 10, 2010 11:33pm, #175521


The master set down his brush, looked back on his work, and said, "Overall, a whole lotta scantily clad, nubile, chesty chicks." And he saw it was good...



Chef - May 10, 2010 2:08pm, #175447


Thank you!